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Topic: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Thu 03/05/15 10:00 PM
He wasnt peeling well

germanchoclate1981 Joined Wed 10/18/06 Posts: 1245	Thu 03/05/15 10:08 PM
He slipped and fell into the blender.

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Thu 03/05/15 10:18 PM
he had a split personality

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Thu 03/05/15 10:21 PM
Lol.....he never felt like the rest of the bunch

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Thu 03/05/15 10:32 PM
To check if its ripe

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Thu 03/05/15 10:34 PM
He had a bruised ego

germanchoclate1981 Joined Wed 10/18/06 Posts: 1245	Thu 03/05/15 11:36 PM
His mother told him his father was really a plantain.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 03/06/15 12:25 AM
Cos he had yellow fever?

Unknow Joined Fri 02/01/13 Posts: 26	Fri 03/06/15 12:45 AM
omg...i was a bit down and these jokes lifted my spirits...thanks!

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technovative Joined Sat 03/01/14 Posts: 2646	Fri 03/06/15 01:32 AM
Banana doctor: "Here's your problem... this latex raincoat is suffocating you. Let me guess... you work in sex ed?"

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Fri 03/06/15 01:34 AM
He had the skids real bad

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Fri 03/06/15 01:42 AM
Peeled off his motorbike ...hit tomato and split the scene...

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Fri 03/06/15 01:44 AM
Jeezuz how much worse can these jokes get lmao

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Fri 03/06/15 01:50 AM
What is a ghosts favorite fruit, a Boonana

opaleyes1980 Joined Tue 02/17/15 Posts: 13	Fri 03/06/15 01:55 AM
Haha

Zuglo65 Joined Sun 05/01/11 Posts: 77	Sat 03/07/15 06:24 AM
He was "soft"..

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 03/07/15 06:32 AM
Why did the banana go out with a prune. because he couldn't find a date

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