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Topic: come up for coffee or something..
no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:05 PM
does this line still work..
..lol.... what would you women prefer a man.. say to you... to get you up to his place... better yet.. what do you say to men !to get them up to your place..lol.. coffee tea or me..

mysticalview21's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:16 PM
Edited by mysticalview21 on Sun 02/22/15 01:19 PM
op if I wanted to invite someone to my place ... I would just ask if they wanted to come over and hang out... watch some TV and possible have a few drinks ... and that could be any kind of drink ...if they did not drink alcohol... but I am going to know them first a little more ... before asking and going to have to like them a lot to ... before even considering it ... have not met anyone on a date to say that either ...

panchovanilla's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:22 PM
I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Argo's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:28 PM

..lol....better yet.. what do you say to men ! to get them up to your place..lol..

had a rich lady tell me this one time...........
driver, if you can get this taxi to 69th and park avenue, on the upper east side,
within 30 minutes there'll be an extra $20 in it for you....needless to say i was burning
some rubber that night....shades

soufiehere's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:32 PM

I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.

no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:36 PM


I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.
.. yep.. definitely .. woodwork....lol.

panchovanilla's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:40 PM


I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.

I use the come-hither look on the cops,
when they bust in looking for donuts.
They usually vamoose pronto.
Except that one...Bruce.
Had to throw some hot grease at that fella.scared

soufiehere's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:45 PM



I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.

I use the come-hither look on the cops,
when they bust in looking for donuts.
They usually vamoose pronto.
Except that one...Bruce.
Had to throw some hot grease at that fella.scared

Ahhhh, the Bruce.
A known come-hither hopper.
With an emerging grease fetish.

soufiehere's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:46 PM



I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.
.. yep.. definitely .. woodwork....lol.

hahahahahaha nice wordplay "woodwork" :-)

Datwasntme's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:46 PM


I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.


lol

no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:48 PM




I usually tell them I'm making donuts.

Here, that would only draw cops.

Mmmm, I'm thinking, just a come-hither look would do the trick.
.. yep.. definitely .. woodwork....lol.

hahahahahaha nice wordplay "woodwork" :-)
.. thought you could appreciate the craftsmanship... in that one..loldrinker

Datwasntme's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:48 PM

does this line still work..
..lol.... what would you women prefer a man.. say to you... to get you up to his place... better yet.. what do you say to men !to get them up to your place..lol.. coffee tea or me..


i would never use it
nor have a had anyone use it on me

most females just ask me if i want to have sex , or they are felling Randy , etc etc etc <shrug> witch i turn down ... i wouldn't do it with out being in a relationship with a lady

and yes i am old fashion <shrug>

no photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:52 PM
I usually say, 'nice dress you're wearing, but it'll look better on my bedroom floor'

Not sure you should try it though, I've been arrested a few times

no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 01:53 PM
Edited by no1phD on Sun 02/22/15 01:56 PM
insert clearfication here..a woman says..slaphead I left my purse upstairs... if you would like to get paid. you need to come up with me..:angel:

no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 02:00 PM
.^^elevator going up..lol

Ɔʎɹɐx's photo
Sun 02/22/15 03:16 PM

I prefer subtle .. I just lean in close .. Brush my lips against his neck and whisper .. Hi u :-)

I hope there would be no many necks around in NZ until i be able to get my neck out of here laugh

no1phD's photo
Sun 02/22/15 03:20 PM
get your neck out there.. are your..
just kidding...:wink: .. gogether Fox.
drinker

Ɔʎɹɐx's photo
Sun 02/22/15 03:24 PM
i just hope to meet her with my neck in one piece bigsmile

RoamingOrator's photo
Sun 02/22/15 04:33 PM
When I find something that works, I'll let you know.

m3k4y's photo
Sun 02/22/15 04:35 PM
Ohh...I made a sammich for you..tongue2

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