Moments after approving a new law legalizing gay marriage in England and Wales, Queen Elizabeth II of Britain unleashed a blistering attack on New Jersey Governor Chris Christie for "lacking the guts" to do the same.

The British monarch's brutal evisceration of Gov. Christie stunned observers, who did not know that she was such a close follower of his gay-marriage stance.

"I don't like to badmouth people," she said. "But I'm the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I'm apparently more modern than Chris Christie."

After shocking observers with her opening salvo, she continued to tear Gov. Christie to shreds.

"Look, I know he has to appeal to the crazy right wingers in his party," she added. "But the fact is, he's not as forward-thinking as an eighty-seven-year-old lady who wears a crown on her head. It's pathetic."

Asked if she had advice for Gov. Christie, the British monarch said, bluntly, "Just sign the damn bill, Chris."

Responding to a reporter's question about the upcoming royal birth, Elizabeth replied, "Tell you the truth? I'm just glad the kid's not being born in New Jersey."


wow... the liberal invasion...

I would be surprised if she had said those things.

I couldn't find anything here about it but I did find the following above your quote.

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

On 17 July 2013, Her Majesty the Queen granted Royal Assent to the Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act 2013. On 10 December 2013 Her Majesty's Government announced that the first same sex marriages could take place from 29 March 2014.[14]

Not sure what your point is

Better start learning how to smelt and work with silver, mightymoe... Also, lighthouses!

and arrange flowers..

lol,

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-elizabeth-rips-chris-christie-on-gay-marriage

We used to have a newspaper in the UK years ago called the Sunday sport. It wasn't even a sports paper, just a piss take. Here are some of the front page headlines, funny.

https://www.google.com.gh/search?q=sunday+sport+funny+headlines&rlz=1C1SKPL_enGB416GB590&espv=2&biw=1024&bih=475&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=k4rfVLWMLIfxoATx24KwDQ&ved=0CBsQsAQ

fixed it for ya... (take the "s" off the https, some people don't use secure browsers)

too funny!

No point..