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the nitty gritty.. the down and dirty.
.. in other words the real you.. .. how long are you in a new relationship! before you let your partner.. see the nitty gritty.. .. you know you .. at your most human.. .. breaking wind,. going to the bathroom, with the door open... . well you drop a deuce.. ... perhaps struggling with that very hard.. booger jam. up your nose... .. burping out loud.... ... Bed Head.. . wearing your favorite raggedy flannel PJs...lol... so how long before . you let them see ,the real down and dirty you..?.. . . . |
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Wed 02/11/15 08:05 PM
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Half hour.
Sooner..if she does too. |
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at the beginning they might as well know me before things get serious I always worn the about the evil twin
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Just picture that Linda Blair exorcist pic. There ya go. That's me all the time.
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Just picture that Linda Blair exorcist pic. There ya go. That's me all the time. hahahahahahahahaha |
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definitely before you get serious...so as soon as possible....urrrgghhh..belch...
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for myself I unleash the dirty..
slowly a little bit at a time.. ... you know! baby steps... .. at first I excuse myself and leave the room.. and pass gas... . then.. as time goes by... I just slide over to the other end of the couch and pass gas....lol.. and then as more time goes by..... I just hope !.its silent and then I blame the dog.....lol... . I mean my god.. if I was to drop the dirty bomb ,all at once on her.. I don't even want to think, what that .would be like..ohhh.. the carnage. the inhumanity of it all..  
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the nitty gritty.. the down and dirty. .. in other words the real you.. .. how long are you in a new relationship! before you let your partner.. see the nitty gritty.. .. you know you .. at your most human.. .. breaking wind,. going to the bathroom, with the door open... . well you drop a deuce.. ... perhaps struggling with that very hard.. booger jam. up your nose... .. burping out loud.... ... Bed Head.. . wearing your favorite raggedy flannel PJs...lol... so how long before . you let them see ,the real down and dirty you..?.. . . .  ...
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third date to see bed head. Ladies do not pass wind. They just hold it till they explode.
 I do not own raggedy flannel jammies. And I always use a tissue when gigging for nose gold.
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I like to revel myself in small doses but I have to be myself from the beginning because why waste time with illusions they will fail you in the end every time.
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.. how long are you in a new relationship! before you let your partner.. see the nitty gritty.. .. you know you .. at your most human.. I impersonate a Human only when I am out in public. It's kind of degrading to have to stoop so low, but I have to blend in. |
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I�m impulsive and temperament, so it can come quick or also very slow, never know
and some things remain secret
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I try not to do a lot of that in front of anyone, ever. It's kinda gross and rude lol
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The first time I said "I Love You" I was sitting on the john.
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The first time I said "I Love You" I was sitting on the john. Your memory is way better than mine. I can't remember anything that I said to my mother while she was toilet-training me. |
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I try not to do a lot of that in front of anyone, ever. It's kinda gross and rude lol There were 8 boys in my family. Nothing grosses me out. 
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The first time I said "I Love You" I was sitting on the john. Your memory is way better than mine. I can't remember anything that I said to my mother while she was toilet-training me. How would you know when or what conversations I'm having in the bathroom? 
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The first time I said "I Love You" I was sitting on the john. Your memory is way better than mine. I can't remember anything that I said to my mother while she was toilet-training me. For your sake I hope you remember what she told you. |
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for myself I unleash the dirty.. slowly a little bit at a time.. ... you know! baby steps... .. at first I excuse myself and leave the room.. and pass gas... . then.. as time goes by... I just slide over to the other end of the couch and pass gas....lol.. and then as more time goes by..... I just hope !.its silent and then I blame the dog.....lol... . I mean my god.. if I was to drop the dirty bomb ,all at once on her.. I don't even want to think, what that .would be like..ohhh.. the carnage. the inhumanity of it all..
. . . Lmfao, I'm gonna piss myself laughing 
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I try not to do a lot of that in front of anyone, ever. It's kinda gross and rude lol There were 8 boys in my family. Nothing grosses me out.
hahahahahaha indeed. |
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