One Sunday, a long time ago, I was getting ready for church. I had a sweater in the dryer that I was gonna wear. Running late, I pulled the sweater out of the dryer, and threw it on.

When I got to church, I sat close to the front...and took off my coat. Moments later, a guy tapped me on my shoulder and said, "Miss, you have something on your back".

So, I reached behind me and found a pair of panties in my hands. The static electricity had caused it to stick to my sweater...

Too make matters worse, they were red and lacy and racy....lol

Damnnnnn....was my face red....

So, I'm wondering what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

So...
Is this the incident, that drove you to murder that poor defenseless raisin, just mere months ago?

I was at the swimming pool when I was 13 or 14.
Some girls I knew decided it would be funny to gang up
on me and pull off my trunks. I managed to get away, and
climbed out of the pool. I was standing at the side of the pool
laughing at them while pulling my trunks up high, because they
had broken the draw string. I wondered why they were laughing,
because I had won. Then I looked down and saw that I had pulled the trunks up
so high that my junk was all hanging out one side.

Basha..how about a little more description on those red,lacy,racy panties.

I don't get embarrassed, as i genuinely don't give a flying f**k, what people think of anything that i do Basha and that's the truth! I just laugh and make a joke of it, if i ever do anything out of the ordinary, which is quite often!

I was in the 8th grade and getting some stuff from my locker. This girl named Sherrie (I remember her because she had failed once and was very well built for her age) came up to me and says, "Kipp you are so cute" and then pinned me against my locker and began kissing me like I'd never been kissed. After she pulled away I looked around and of course everyone was looking and I such a hardon that I couldn't hide it. Needless to say I got teased for a while after that but it was definitely well worth it.

I was 18 and just got my drivers license, I had to go pick up my Grandmother and bring her to a family party. Grandma was the real straight lace type.. church once a day.. you were always on your best behavior around her.

I pick her up and she is asking me questions like " did you go to church and stuff like that.. of course I lied and said yes.

As I pull around a corner two dogs are humping right in the middle of the street. I beeped and beeped by they would not budge. Grandma just looked straight ahead.. I didn't know what to do.. but said nothing. Finally they finished up and moved on.. felt like a eternity.

We never spoke a word about it.. like it never happened. My brothers got a big kick out of it. I remember one saying.. Are you F***ing kidding me.. with Grandma in the car !!!

Damn!!!

LOL......Nice..thanks for sharing and reliving...lol

Well, at least she was right. You so cute...

Me and my brother had a naked snowball fight, for a laugh in my mums back garden 20 years ago. My mum was shouting at us to get inside as she was mortified and the neighbours were all watching us from their windows. The two of us took a bow before going in the house and my mum clipping us both around the ears and giving us a piece of her mind. When the neighbours mentioned it to us the next day, i just said "Lucky we never built a snowman and got our old sledges out either, eh?" I couldn't give a hoot though!

Thank goodness my to most embarrassing moments were when I was drunk,about 15 yrs ago,I got too drunk and puked all over myself while out partying,and about 20 yrs ago,I lost a fight by a landslide cause I was ,yes you guessed it,too drunk,and i NEVER,lose a fight by landslide,and I DO have "winning record",lmao,but that thought me to always watch my alcohol,so I never got that drunk again,and WILL never again!!

Last summer I was assisting a church group at the resort I work for. They where having trouble entering their units so I volunteered to open the doors for them. They where elderly women so I was going to be a nice guy and take their suitcases in the unit for them also. When I bent over A string of condoms I forgot I bought before work fell out of my coat pocket right on the floor in front of them. They all stopped and just looked at me, the silence cut like a knife.

Hate when that happens.

Caught red handed

<=== Aghast at memories of raisin abuse!!

C'mon guys.
Basha did her time for the raisin assault.
And her therapy is on going.
Resentment toward dried fruit is an illness.

Do you mean the incident that inspired an opera?