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Topic: get laid
Clancybee Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 3479	Thu 10/04/07 05:01 PM
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

marky84 Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 1057	Thu 10/04/07 05:07 PM


Heartofplatinum Joined Mon 09/10/07 Posts: 115	Thu 10/04/07 05:07 PM


pennywise Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 100	Thu 10/04/07 05:09 PM
lol lol lol lol lol lol

seangotti Joined Fri 09/28/07 Posts: 7	Thu 10/04/07 05:16 PM
LoL good one

Lovely254 Joined Fri 08/24/07 Posts: 31	Thu 10/04/07 05:21 PM
thats ****ing funny

shadowdog Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 12773	Thu 10/04/07 05:25 PM


blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Thu 10/04/07 05:34 PM
Awww, poor kid...

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Thu 10/04/07 06:26 PM
this joke has been on the net for years along with that guy that wears the sombrero on his head and other parts.

RavensLove Joined Fri 09/28/07 Posts: 111	Thu 10/04/07 06:33 PM
You mean there's no SANTA?!!??!

paper_heart Joined Fri 09/21/07 Posts: 69	Thu 10/04/07 08:20 PM
aww! that was cute and funny!

bettygphl Joined Wed 03/21/07 Posts: 32	Thu 10/04/07 08:54 PM
HAHA LMFDAO

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