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Topic: The (quack) doctor is in... Shortly...
Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 01/03/15 09:45 PM Edited by Pansytilly on Sat 01/03/15 10:09 PM
Whatever ails you, whatever kills you , there's something somewhere in here for you.: All welcome, free of charge.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 01/03/15 11:10 PM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 01/03/15 11:16 PM
Ebola

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 01/03/15 11:16 PM


Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 12:31 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Sun 01/04/15 12:55 AM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? Hmmm... * watches duck dynasty reruns * turns to face the warthog.... An annoying duck call will do the trick to alleviate troublesome symptoms ... If you're amenable to more drastic measures, a loaded shotgun works too

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 12:32 AM
Ebola Quarantine measures

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 12:33 AM
Try the upside down position, helps get blood flowing to the right direction

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 01/04/15 02:56 AM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut"..............

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 03:34 AM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut".............. Patient-doctor privilege

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 03:38 AM
there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut".............. The Coconut nut is a giant nut, If you eat too much, you get very fat Now the coconut nut is a big big nut, But its delicious nut, is not a nut.... Its the coco fruit From the coco tree Of the coco palm family... If you want lime with that, it would make it a fruit and nut

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48968	Sun 01/04/15 07:35 AM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? "What?!!!"

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 10:21 AM
I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? "What?!!!" methinks it's time to venture onto a diet that will include fowls as well as felines... adjusts glasses

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 01/04/15 10:59 AM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 11:25 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Sun 01/04/15 11:27 AM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 01/04/15 11:29 AM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 11:32 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Sun 01/04/15 11:33 AM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers. Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 01/04/15 11:37 AM
^^^^^^^second opinion required^^^^^^

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sun 01/04/15 11:39 AM
yes, soak it in-cider, (old joke) that should do the trick!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 01/04/15 11:40 AM
^^^^^third opinion^^^^

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 11:53 AM
calls for specialist next door... refers condition.... turns back to pancho... I'm sorry, we might just have to surgically remove it... it's your only chance of survival...