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panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 01/04/15 12:16 PM
calls for specialist next door... refers condition.... turns back to pancho... I'm sorry, we might just have to surgically remove it... it's your only chance of survival...

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 12:21 PM
calls for specialist next door... refers condition.... turns back to pancho... I'm sorry, we might just have to surgically remove it... it's your only chance of survival... That I am, but You have to give credit to my neighbor, Dr Frankenstein for that last suggestion... Good news, though. He says that his partner is excellent in doing gland replacement.

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sun 01/04/15 12:34 PM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers. Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides perhaps some exercise would help with the right activity partner. preceded or followed by a soak in a Jacuzzi. accompanied by a glass of wine for medicinal purposes.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 12:43 PM Edited by Pansytilly on Sun 01/04/15 12:50 PM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers. Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides perhaps some exercise would help with the right activity partner. preceded or followed by a soak in a Jacuzzi. accompanied by a glass of wine for medicinal purposes. Well, he did come to a (quack) doctor, not a gym instructor...

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sun 01/04/15 01:43 PM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers. Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides perhaps some exercise would help with the right activity partner. preceded or followed by a soak in a Jacuzzi. accompanied by a glass of wine for medicinal purposes. Well, he did come to a (quack) doctor, not a gym instructor... under the QUACK coverage (quack underwriters association for cuckoos and knuckleheads) the patient in question is entilted to urgent care and if necessary, prolonged regimen of therapy. as the cause is often also the cure, he requires your urgent attention to alleviate the problem which occurred in your presence . as previously mentioned, the ah exercising to relieve said condition. perhaps a gentle massage might also help. as with patients who go through allergy treatments it may necessitate ongoing repetitive treatments.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 01/04/15 02:16 PM
there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut".............. The Coconut nut is a giant nut, If you eat too much, you get very fat Now the coconut nut is a big big nut, But its delicious nut, is not a nut.... Its the coco fruit From the coco tree Of the coco palm family... If you want lime with that, it would make it a fruit and nut Does that mean that a crazy person who likes coconut meat is a coconut nut nut? ... and an insane person who likes the just mentioned person would be a coconut nut nut nut? ... and an obsessive doctor who only studies the people just mentioned, but in weird ways, would be a coconut nut nut nut nut?

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 06:23 PM
I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland. Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? Everything always gets so confusing. More questions than answers. Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides perhaps some exercise would help with the right activity partner. preceded or followed by a soak in a Jacuzzi. accompanied by a glass of wine for medicinal purposes. Well, he did come to a (quack) doctor, not a gym instructor... under the QUACK coverage (quack underwriters association for cuckoos and knuckleheads) the patient in question is entilted to urgent care and if necessary, prolonged regimen of therapy. as the cause is often also the cure, he requires your urgent attention to alleviate the problem which occurred in your presence . as previously mentioned, the ah exercising to relieve said condition. perhaps a gentle massage might also help. as with patients who go through allergy treatments it may necessitate ongoing repetitive treatments. Lol! no disrespect there Ana ... Had my stint as a gym instructor, myself.... It's what got me into all this quackery in the first place!

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 06:29 PM
there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut".............. The Coconut nut is a giant nut, If you eat too much, you get very fat Now the coconut nut is a big big nut, But its delicious nut, is not a nut.... Its the coco fruit From the coco tree Of the coco palm family... If you want lime with that, it would make it a fruit and nut Does that mean that a crazy person who likes coconut meat is a coconut nut nut? ... and an insane person who likes the just mentioned person would be a coconut nut nut nut? ... and an obsessive doctor who only studies the people just mentioned, but in weird ways, would be a coconut nut nut nut nut? switches channel from Duck Dynasty to Outdoor Channel ... points to the direction of the fridge... Help yourself, coconut juice can be refreshing most times...

davidben1 Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 6120	Sun 01/04/15 07:12 PM
oh how those with nothing risk all for nothing.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 01/04/15 11:51 PM
oh how those with nothing risk all for nothing. nihilistic

davidben1 Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 6120	Sun 01/04/15 11:52 PM
oh how those with nothing risk all for nothing. nihilistic very perceptive indeed.

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Mon 01/05/15 12:06 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Mon 01/05/15 12:07 AM
oh how those with nothing risk all for nothing. nihilistic very perceptive indeed. just observing

davidben1 Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 6120	Mon 01/05/15 12:07 AM
wise observations than indeed. smiles.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 01/05/15 02:37 AM
Doctor Vindaloo,Arch-Quack,don't call him in the morning!

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Mon 01/05/15 02:43 AM
Doctor Vindaloo,Arch-Quack,don't call him in the morning! LOL could be a relative, but i don't do dogs, tho...

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Wed 01/07/15 08:49 PM


Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 01/07/15 10:48 PM
(pokes a head in through the door..... wondering Pancho got that swollen gland treated or removed....)

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 01/07/15 10:49 PM Edited by Amelinng on Wed 01/07/15 10:52 PM
Wondering if I should get my migraine treated..... what treatment would you suggest???

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Thu 01/08/15 12:06 AM
(pokes a head in through the door..... wondering Pancho got that swollen gland treated or removed....) judging by the judgy look he gave me, i judge not likely...

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Thu 01/08/15 12:09 AM
Wondering if I should get my migraine treated..... what treatment would you suggest??? finally a serious question...depends what's causing it?.....should i give a serious answer...