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Topic: Morning sex
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 10/03/07 07:58 AM
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, " Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

1littleangel Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 166	Wed 10/03/07 08:01 AM


Chris_m_holt_20 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 7	Wed 10/03/07 08:03 AM
Dude thats funny

browneyes_46 Joined Wed 09/20/06 Posts: 2820	Wed 10/03/07 08:05 AM


MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Wed 10/03/07 08:08 AM
oooo

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Wed 10/03/07 08:15 AM
Tom... Very good...

ducedog Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 3	Wed 10/03/07 08:18 AM
nice laugh to start the day

brwnkimba Joined Tue 05/22/07 Posts: 1276	Wed 10/03/07 08:19 AM
Sad Commentary

wncjgdm Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 9	Wed 10/03/07 08:21 AM
I like that.

MALIK55 Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 3	Wed 10/03/07 08:42 AM
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,IF CIVILIZATION DONT WORK I THINK NATURE TAKES IT COURSE.

ashleya Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 129	Wed 10/03/07 09:24 AM


coryM18 Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 442	Wed 10/03/07 02:05 PM
hahahahaha mr.two-minute-man ha!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 10/03/07 04:17 PM
Now, that was funny!!! laugh: : ROTFLMAO

undertherose Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 166	Wed 10/03/07 07:36 PM
love it.

vivaciousv Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 79	Wed 10/03/07 07:37 PM
THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 10/03/07 07:39 PM
good one tom

Clancybee Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 3479	Wed 10/03/07 07:40 PM
Three hours for an egg ???? I don't get it Tom

starKitty Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 70	Wed 10/03/07 08:29 PM
That's good what do you do for cheese cake?

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