She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "
Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Dude thats funny

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Tom...

Very good...

nice laugh to start the day

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I like that.

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,IF CIVILIZATION DONT WORK I THINK NATURE TAKES IT COURSE.

hahahahaha mr.two-minute-man ha!

Now, that was funny!!! laugh: : ROTFLMAO

love it.

THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!

good one tom

Three hours for an egg ???? I don't get it Tom

That's good what do you do for cheese cake?