Little red riding hood was walking through the woods one day on her way to grandma's house, when suddenly the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree, grabbing her around the waiste breathing bad breath from that mickey he had earlier, drooling and slurring said, "i'm going to have my way with you! I'm going to impregnate you, and sodomize you and do it over and over again until you pass out red"

calmy and collected Red Riding hood casually reached into her basket and pulled out a 357 magnum and shoved it in the snout of the big bad wolf, catching him off guard saying,
"uhhh no... you're going to eat me like the book says!!"

lol, thats funny!

OMG!!!

I always knew a 357 could change anyone's mind....

Funny how 180 grains can change people's mind.

Great story.

i don't think he's eating grain now...

hmmmm i dont know get eaten or get raped..... damn hard choice