Topic: Little Red Riding Hood
LivingByBeats's photo
Tue 10/02/07 03:19 PM
Little red riding hood was walking through the woods one day on her way to grandma's house, when suddenly the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree, grabbing her around the waiste breathing bad breath from that mickey he had earlier, drooling and slurring said, "i'm going to have my way with you! I'm going to impregnate you, and sodomize you and do it over and over again until you pass out red"

calmy and collected Red Riding hood casually reached into her basket and pulled out a 357 magnum and shoved it in the snout of the big bad wolf, catching him off guard saying,
"uhhh no... you're going to eat me like the book says!!"

coco56's photo
Tue 10/02/07 03:23 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

andreajayne's photo
Tue 10/02/07 03:24 PM
lol, thats funny!

kojack's photo
Tue 10/02/07 04:29 PM
laugh

no photo
Wed 10/03/07 05:25 AM
laugh :tongue:

blonderockermom's photo
Wed 10/03/07 06:26 AM
OMG!!!laugh laugh

Puffins1958's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:03 AM
I always knew a 357 could change anyone's mind....

laugh :tongue: laugh

oldsage's photo
Wed 10/03/07 07:28 AM
Funny how 180 grains can change people's mind.

Great story.laugh :wink:

LivingByBeats's photo
Wed 10/03/07 01:03 PM
i don't think he's eating grain now...

coryM18's photo
Wed 10/03/07 01:47 PM
hmmmm i dont know get eaten or get raped..... damn hard choice