Pick-up lines heard round the world and what you could say back to them

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter. or Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

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If you were a McDonald burger you'd be that McGorgeous..

Did you sit on some sugar? Cause your *** is sweet!

Another pick up line ask the girl how to spell "me" she'll say M.E then thats when you tell her she forgot the "D" then she'll say theirs no "D" in "ME" then you say yeah not YET ;)

If you were a Squirrel and i was a tree, i'd store my nuts in yer hole!

Nice dress! Can i talk you out of it?

I like maths. Do you want to go in my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Love em all lol

"Are you tired? Cause you've been running around my mind all day"

Can you recommend a good bank? Cause I'm planning to save all my love for you...

Do you know why I keep following you? Cause my mama told me to follow my dream...

A:"Let's play a game"
B:"Anything except hide and seek"
A:"How come?"
B"Cause your the kind of person that so hard to find..."