Dear Friend,

This chain letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to tired, discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this to five of your friends who are equally tired. Then, bundle up your husband, and send him to the woman who's name is at the top of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, You will receive 16,478 men - some of whom ought to be dandies.
Have faith! Do not forget Don't break the chain!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back.

P.S. At the time of writing, a friend of mine has received 183 men. They buried her yesterday but it took three undertakers 36 hours to take the smile off her face.

I'm on it! hehe!