A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

cute, but I thought it was a blonde

sounds like my family....

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm having a hard time stifling my laughter, and I'm @ the LIBRARY. LMAO Great way to start the day & week! Thanks!

And no DCRDNK.....not this time!!!!

I knew u'd see it rocker u don't miss a thing...... CONGRATS darlin'

Soo true Bill, and dont u forget it!!!

Thanks

Very funny.

previous post

cute, but I thought it was a blonde

----------------------------------------------

maybe it was a blonde redneck