I'm sure you can imagine
as plain as you can be
The place is picadilly,

The player He and She
she whisperd"will it hurt me?"
"of coures not" answere He

"It's a very simple process,
you can rely on me."
She said" i'm frightend,

I've not had this befor,
my friend has done it five times.
and said it can be sore."

Then finally contented
laid back and relaxed a bit
quickly and readily he bend over her,

And started it""
tears came into her eyes!!
it was hurting quite a bit now..

It must have been quite a size..
"Calm your seft," He whipered
try and open a bit wider

So i can get it in""
it's coming now, He whipered
i know "She cried in a bliss...

Feeling it deep within her now
and She gave a shout,
and He quickly pulled it out

She layed back quite contented
and gave a smile...
you made it worth my while"

Now if you read this carefully
the Dentist you will find...
is not what you imagined""

It's your dirty mind!!

uh... you thought it first