One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.
Her husband didn’t want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.
So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.
When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.
16 years later
16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said “mom mom guess what?”
“What?”
I pissed out a bullet.
So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.
Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said “mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet.”
So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.
Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said “mom mom guess what?”
The mom said “let me guess you pissed out a bullet.”
“No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!”

Very Good. But I much prefer the ORIGINAL version.....

A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets enters a bank to withdraw some cash.
As she was standing in the queue, two masked robbers burst into the bank, and demanded money from the cashier. On their way out, she was not fast enough in moving out of their way, and, unfortunately, one of the robbers shot her three times in the stomach.
She awoke in hospital to find that the swelling in her belly was no longer there. Hysterically, she started screaming for her children.
The doctor quickly reassured her that her children had been saved, and that there was nothing to worry about; apart from one thing.
Each of her children had been hit by the bullets, and they had lodged in inoperable areas. But she need not worry, because, during the passage of time, the bullets would dislodge and exit in a normal fashion.

12 years later, the first of the womans children, a daughter, came to her and said,
"Mum, I'��ve done something that I can't explain."��
"��What is that?"
asked her mother.
"I went to the toilet, and this came out."
It was, of course, a bullet.
Her mother explained what had happened 12 years earlier, and not to worry.
Everything would be fine.
A couple of weeks later, her second child, also a daughter, came to her mother and said,
"Mummy, I've done something I can'��t explain, or understand."
Her mother said,
"��What. You went to the toilet for a pee, and a bullet came out?"
"Yes."
Replied her daughter.
Once again, the mother explained what had happened, and that everything would be fine, and that she had nothing to be concerned about.
A couple of days later, her third child, a son, came to his mother and said,
"Mum, I've done something bad!"
His mother said,
“I know what. You went to the toilet for a pee and a bullet came out?"
"No."
replied her son.
"I was jerking off, and I shot the cat!"

Both the cat & dog survived the bullet shot. Unfortunately, they were put down because both became pregnant.

funny!!