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.. ok.. you're on a dinner date..
with someone you just met online.. .. at the end of the dinner.. your date reaches into his pocket.. to pull out some paper money to tip the waiter with.... but accidentally pulled out a condom with the money... and it falls to the floor.... you both see it.... . it is like a giant brick sitting there... .. gentleman try explaining that one to her.... . and ladies your thoughts please..lol.. .. what are you thinking !.to yourself at that moment..... 
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I might ask him wether it is still safe to use..lol..jk...
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I would make sure I pick it up and check out the size ... Lmao |
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I would think he was normal and healthy and
probably a Boy Scout. |
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actually that's not what you think , it's a balloon , i was about to celebrate our first date .... see : 
and i have other balloons with different colors : 
 clever..
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actually that's not what you think , it's a balloon , i was about to celebrate our first date .... see :
and i have other balloons with different colors :
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I would think he was normal and healthy and probably a Boy Scout. 
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I would make sure I pick it up and check out the size ... Lmao it's a good topic to discuss in a new thread ... |
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I think it has been done before. but you can check... I'm not sure..
 .. loved..your response to the question ...lol.. celebrating...
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First thought, "Awww, a guy who practices safe sex."
 ...Second thought, "With every woman he meets!" ...Third thought, "It'll be a cold day in hell before he gets in my pants."
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Edited by
no1phD
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Sun 10/19/14 10:49 PM
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I might ask him wether it is still safe to use..lol..jk...
.. you're always.. working the angles.. 
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I say sorry but I literally wanted to leave the waitress a good tip.
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Tell her they were giving them away at Rite Aid Drug store as a promo.. just handing them out as you left the store.. so you just put it in your pocket.... not thinking
It most likely won't work.. but its not too bad in the clutch |
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I think it has been done before. but you can check... I'm not sure.. .. loved..your response to the question ...lol.. celebrating...
it's better than seeing long distance relationship threads all over the screen |
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well then might I suggest you post a topic.... under the heading.... big or small ..do you like them all...lmao..
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the response depends on how much wine I had with dinner. jk.
if it was just a condom that fell out, I'd just think you're a guy that likes to be prepared. now if a pair of hand cuffs or other objects fell out, well tgat would be a different story. 
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to both of you..
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do not use one loiike to be original
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A duck walks into a Pharmacy and asks for a packet of condoms.
The lady gets them off the shelf and turns to the duck and say's,'would you like me to put them on your bill'. The duck replies,'no thanks, but you can put one on my c-ck if you like 
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Darn it
 - I forgot to change from my working clothes.
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