Topic: Tell the truth. Life's easier that way.
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Thu 10/16/14 07:06 PM
lmfao. Imma dickxlectik and Yeah, he's got thick digits. pitchfork

bastet126's photo
Thu 10/16/14 07:09 PM

this is by far one of the strangest ways of attracting women i've
ever seen.... huh

Rock's photo
Thu 10/16/14 07:11 PM
The Myspace reject be all mad. :laughing:

no1phD's photo
Thu 10/16/14 07:49 PM
ohhh.. that's just great!!..slaphead you all ,broke another one...lmao..

mrld_ii's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:30 PM


this is by far one of the strangest ways of attracting women i've
ever seen.... huh


Indeed.

He's got *odd* views on "love", too, as evidenced by his favored term of endearment for each of the ladies who've been completely nonplussed by him.


You confused yourself with that one didn't ya love? No matter how many times you read it there was no sense but the OCD just hit 'post' all on it's own eh?

Perhaps it's trying to wipe Daddies spooge from your crusty G String that keeps your mind so distracted?


Ah well, 3.04 and up at 6 so although it's nice having your ankle humped by hopeless noobs I shall leave you to witter amongst yourselves and possibly pop back to tighten the leash at some point.

Sweet dreams




Now it all makes sense. OPie's got short-man syndrome.




Oh, and he's not very tall, either.

Poor lil' feller.






seahawks's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:31 PM

Hmm..I thought them keeping our testicles ....was a givenlaugh laugh drinker
laugh laugh laugh laugh

m3k4y's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:41 PM



I seem to have started some sort of debate with all kinds of views being expressed.

Although I'm new to the online dating scene I'm very well known on the internet as a 'Flamer' (look it up) and am used to having to explain to tinfoil hat wearing wannabees how to put one foot in front of the other and remembering to breathe......... so let's start again shall we?

Yes divorce is hellish and when the kids are used as a weapon it's even more so. I however am in a great place in my life and am incredibly happy so don't try to deflect your own butthurt situations on me.

The point I made was quite simple and I'm pretty sure I wrote in English.

Women on dating sites lie or shall we say have altered perceptions of what they propose they are looking for and what they actually fantasise about.

From what I hear, most blokes just want to send porn shots of themselves which is also a mystery to me.

The internet is one of the strangest nightclubs going.
so why are you here then.??


Apparently, to let the women know what liars we are and/or how much we don't REALLY know what we want

and to let the other men know what perverts THEY are.



Thank GOD he's arrived in time. I just lied to some pervert and told him I'd be happy to meet him. Maybe that pervert will read this in the knick of time, before beginning his 5,000 mile, 4-city-layover flight to get here.


tongue2

I'm not lyingtears tears :tongue:

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:44 PM
Everybody lies.

mrld_ii's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:47 PM
@m3k4y:

Oh, *crap*...I wasn't even thinking of y'all when I wrote that. Double *crap*.


Well, since you're not lying, we have it on good authority you just don't know what you want.


And, obviously Mikey's a pervert. He's a man, so he HAS to be. With or without our new Good Authority's decree that he is.




I lied to MY pervert, though. Or, perhaps I'm lying about that.



I AM a woman, yanno, so I just can't help myself. blushing








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Thu 10/16/14 08:51 PM

Everybody lies.


Not menoway tongue2 :angel:

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:52 PM


Everybody lies.


Not menoway tongue2 :angel:


Me neither...lol....:tongue: ...:angel: ...oops

m3k4y's photo
Thu 10/16/14 08:54 PM



Everybody lies.


Not menoway tongue2 :angel:


Me neither...lol....:tongue: ...:angel: ...oops
when I was a kid I lied to my mom that I brush my teethbigsmile

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Thu 10/16/14 08:57 PM





Now it all makes sense. OPie's got short-man syndrome.




Oh, and he's not very tall, either.

Poor lil' feller.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl







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Thu 10/16/14 09:02 PM
WOW!!! Arrogant, condecending, offensive and in denial!!! love :heart:
All the things I love in a man!!! :heart: drool love


Wait!!...I divorced that guy!!! scared slaphead

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


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Thu 10/16/14 09:16 PM
Wait...mad explode pitchfork dammit I'm proud of my perversions.....
They have taken years of practice to perfect.....:tongue:
and I'm sure given time.....:thumbsup:
m3k4y will get used to them.....:thumbsup: pitchfork pitchfork
I hope.....gulp.....babe??flowerforyou :smile:


SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 10/17/14 02:23 AM


this is by far one of the strangest ways of attracting women i've
ever seen.... huh

Yeah, like Happiness said, the kinda guy we divorced ... and never ever wanna be with again.
Some need this kind of behaviour to thrive. I'm guessing he's enjoying all the fuss.

Rock's photo
Fri 10/17/14 04:08 AM
Gosh!
Is there any doubt left as to why Peewee's wife dumped him?
:laughing:

ridewytepony's photo
Fri 10/17/14 04:23 AM


Could it be that I'm not a premiership footballer living in Wilslow with a 9 digit bank account have anything to do with it?




Your not!...aww then there's the problem right there..hard lines lad

chisproject's photo
Fri 10/17/14 09:13 AM
I think it was the 'Tell the truth' bit that caused such a ruckuss.

The internet has removed social nicety from our lives.

Would you, for instance, ignore a stranger if they said 'Good morning' to you when you we're buying your morning paper?

What if they were buying exactly the same paper and commented on the front page story? Still ignore?

And you accuse me of being a sociopath?

Chin check and a long look in the mirror methinks.

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Fri 10/17/14 09:16 AM

...Would you, for instance, ignore a stranger if they said 'Good morning' to you when you we're buying your morning paper?...


Frequently. This is a favored tactic of panhandlers.


There's only so much spare change to go around, before one starts dipping into what one's worked for, to be self-sufficient.


<--- Honest woman on the internet biggrin