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 Simple solution to an age old problem. That's one clever frog. Errrr, perhaps I have missed something, but what exactly do you do with the frog. On 2nd thoughts, don't answer It rubs on the lotion. |
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Ohh.. Frankie that hurts... I mean that really cuts deep..  .... I go to great lengths to make sure my partners and myself... are and remain .STD... free... first you need to bring 3 recommendations.... then you need to bring a .. a clean bill of health from the doctors office... then I have you have sex with somebody that is STD clean... I then quarantine the both of you.. for one month... have the doctors run another test on you... and then if you come up clean.... we both wear.. latex suits.... with air holes just around our noses.... and enough room for penetrating each others... pleasure centers...mmmm... .... oh and then we have to stay with each other 24 /7.... just to make sure the other one doesn't cheat on the other one.... so we don't have to start the whole process over again.....lmao.. .. and just to clarify for you boys and girls out there.... PhD is a hundred%.. .STD...free.... I don't sleep around as much as you might think...... and can you blame me !!look at the process...lmao . . We were talking about STD's not Ebola    
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sex!! what is this sex, you speak of.. . and where, can I get me some.. ..  .. and what type of sex are we talking about.... I mean! there are so many possibilities...  You put your back out ... that kind of limits things ... .. my back will be better by then..lol... ... and besides there's a lot I can do.. .. even with a pinched nerve... you would be amazed... at what simply clenching your butt cheeks... and slowly thrusting upward... can do.. .. not to mention... the rest of my body parts.... fingers lips tongue.. . they are not affected by a sore back..... if you know what I mean..lol |
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Ohh.. great thanks Frankie.. now you're giving me..STD..and Ebola... I'm never going to getting laid again..
  
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Sex without love is meaningless but to each their own.
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Ohh.. great thanks Frankie.. now you're giving me..STD..and Ebola... I'm never going to getting laid again.. Heard on the news that Ebola can remain active in sperm for a few months??  So sorry, you may indeed not get laid for any length of time, lol ... But then again, you were going for full latex suits, weren't you ... May I suggest investing in lots of oil instead of silver, so the suits don't make squeaky noises when ... well.. you erm ... move ... OMG just imagine having to have sex that way .. the one on top may slide off cos of the oil So you'd need handcuffs or ropes to stop that from happening ... sex anno 2014, so exciting ... |
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Ohh.. great thanks Frankie.. now you're giving me..STD..and Ebola... I'm never going to getting laid again.. Heard on the news that Ebola can remain active in sperm for a few months?? So sorry, you may indeed not get laid for any length of time, lol ... But then again, you were going for full latex suits, weren't you ... May I suggest investing in lots of oil instead of silver, so the suits don't make squeaky noises when ... well.. you erm ... move ... OMG just imagine having to have sex that way .. the one on top may slide off cos of the oil So you'd need handcuffs or ropes to stop that from happening ... sex anno 2014, so exciting ... All those people who are into latex and ropes and things will be reading this and thinking, mmm, maybe this Ebola is not such a bad thing after all |
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Ohh.. great thanks Frankie.. now you're giving me..STD..and Ebola... I'm never going to getting laid again.. Heard on the news that Ebola can remain active in sperm for a few months?? So sorry, you may indeed not get laid for any length of time, lol ... But then again, you were going for full latex suits, weren't you ... May I suggest investing in lots of oil instead of silver, so the suits don't make squeaky noises when ... well.. you erm ... move ... OMG just imagine having to have sex that way .. the one on top may slide off cos of the oil So you'd need handcuffs or ropes to stop that from happening ... sex anno 2014, so exciting ... All those people who are into latex and ropes and things will be reading this and thinking, mmm, maybe this Ebola is not such a bad thing after all Hahahahahahaha ... I wouldn't mind cuffs & the occasional ropes, I'm not 100% vanilla wired  ... but not sure I'm so keen on latex suits. I think I'd get rather PO wriggling out of it
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Edited by
fleta_n_mach
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Sun 10/12/14 02:27 PM
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Ohh.. great thanks Frankie.. now you're giving me..STD..and Ebola... I'm never going to getting laid again.. Heard on the news that Ebola can remain active in sperm for a few months?? So sorry, you may indeed not get laid for any length of time, lol ... But then again, you were going for full latex suits, weren't you ... May I suggest investing in lots of oil instead of silver, so the suits don't make squeaky noises when ... well.. you erm ... move ... OMG just imagine having to have sex that way .. the one on top may slide off cos of the oil So you'd need handcuffs or ropes to stop that from happening ... sex anno 2014, so exciting ... Isn't that body fluids with blood in it last months? We already knew that here. They are twisting up a new body fluid there. Vomit can have blood in it when the esophagus strains from convulsing so much that it bleeds. That is quite the STD. |
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance
of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. 
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. Whats the difference between Brussels sprouts and bogies. Kids will eat bogies |
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. Whats the difference between Brussels sprouts and bogies. Kids will eat bogies Eating boogers is actually good for kids. The body produces antibodies, in a reaction to the 'germs'. Isn't that interesting? |
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. yeah, somehow it all got rather depressing :/ |
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. Whats the difference between Brussels sprouts and bogies. Kids will eat bogies Eating boogers is actually good for kids. The body produces antibodies, in a reaction to the 'germs'. Isn't that interesting? Really, I would have thought sprouts contained more goodness, but obviously they don't taste as nice |
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STDs and hell... Nothing but social control and phobias :-) I've never had an STD. Feel like such a ......virgin. Hell. Been there. Can't say I cared for the ambience. |
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Somehow, along the way, the topic went from the importance of sex, to ebola, blood, and vomit..with blood. Maybe, should sling a smattering of snot into the mix. Whats the difference between Brussels sprouts and bogies. Kids will eat bogies Eating boogers is actually good for kids. The body produces antibodies, in a reaction to the 'germs'. Isn't that interesting? Really, I would have thought sprouts contained more goodness, but obviously they don't taste as nice You ever have a kid eat brussel sprouts, Then sit on your knee, an hour or two later? Boogers might be gross. But they aren't gassy. 
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I've had space herpes, does that count?
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* quickly runs out of this room ... keeps getting worse and worse *
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* quickly runs out of this room ... keeps getting worse and worse * It was the space herpes, wasn't it? |
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I've had space herpes, does that count? I always suspected that you were a space case.
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