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Do you follow any rules when you date?
Or do you be yourself and don't worry so much? |
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no rules...i go with the flow...
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that was some funny sh...
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no rules...i go with the flow... |
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Do you follow any rules when you date? Or do you be yourself and don't worry so much? You'd have to date me to find out. 
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Do you follow any rules when you date? Or do you be yourself and don't worry so much? You'd have to date me to find out.
Just how much of goof is in the date? 
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Do you follow any rules when you date? Or do you be yourself and don't worry so much? there are rules? |
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only if we're playing a board game.
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I have preferences, but no rules. I trust my instincts. ^^^ This |
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I have preferences, but no rules. I trust my instincts. ^^^ This I agree with this also. However, I wouldn't hold a bit of kink against anyone lol |
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Melmacian Dating Rule #1: Never take your date to a place where the statute of limitations hasn't run out.
Melmacian Dating Rule #2: Before going out, make sure that your date isn't wired. Melmacian Dating Rule #3: If a bounty is being offered for your date, then try to collect it. Melmacian Dating Rule #4: If a bounty is being offered for you, then make sure that your date is not also a Melmacian. Otherwise, your date might try to collect the bounty. Melmacian Dating Rule #5: If a bounty is being offered for both you and your date, then make sure that you can run faster than your date. * * * * * * * Dating Rules for Melmacians on Planet Earth #1: Avoid dating a co-worker. The best way to do that is to avoid being a worker. #2: If you discover that your date has more body hair than you do, then take a photo of your date. People will pay for evidence of a yeti's existence. #3: If you tell your date about astronomy, then be careful with your words. If you start by saying, "I'm fond of Uranus", then that may be the end of your date. |
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there is rules !!.to dating....
how come I never got that memo.. nobody ever said anything to me about rules.... what are these rules.. . is no touching one of the rules.... ... because I break that rule within the first 15 minutes... 
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Ohhhh.noooo.. is having no sex on the first date one of the rules...
.. oh pretty please say no..... 
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Melmacian Dating Rule #1: Never take your date to a place where the statute of limitations hasn't run out. Melmacian Dating Rule #2: Before going out, make sure that your date isn't wired. Melmacian Dating Rule #3: If a bounty is being offered for your date, then try to collect it. Melmacian Dating Rule #4: If a bounty is being offered for you, then make sure that your date is not also a Melmacian. Otherwise, your date might try to collect the bounty. Melmacian Dating Rule #5: If a bounty is being offered for both you and your date, then make sure that you can run faster than your date. * * * * * * * Dating Rules for Melmacians on Planet Earth #1: Avoid dating a co-worker. The best way to do that is to avoid being a worker. #2: If you discover that your date has more body hair than you do, then take a photo of your date. People will pay for evidence of a yeti's existence. #3: If you tell your date about astronomy, then be careful with your words. If you start by saying, "I'm fond of Uranus", then that may be the end of your date. Melmacian Dating Rule 6: always bring a cat when you pickup your date. |
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Edited by
mrld_ii
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Thu 10/09/14 05:17 PM
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Melmacian Dating Rule #1: Never take your date to a place where the statute of limitations hasn't run out. Melmacian Dating Rule #2: Before going out, make sure that your date isn't wired. Melmacian Dating Rule #3: If a bounty is being offered for your date, then try to collect it. Melmacian Dating Rule #4: If a bounty is being offered for you, then make sure that your date is not also a Melmacian. Otherwise, your date might try to collect the bounty. Melmacian Dating Rule #5: If a bounty is being offered for both you and your date, then make sure that you can run faster than your date. * * * * * * * Dating Rules for Melmacians on Planet Earth #1: Avoid dating a co-worker. The best way to do that is to avoid being a worker. #2: If you discover that your date has more body hair than you do, then take a photo of your date. People will pay for evidence of a yeti's existence. #3: If you tell your date about astronomy, then be careful with your words. If you start by saying, "I'm fond of Uranus", then that may be the end of your date. 
#4: "I'm really fond of kitties" may not be the best thing to say on a date. Oh, wait...it may be the purrfect thing to say. 
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^^^ And you missed a chance at the purrfect pun.
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^^^ And you missed a chance at the purrfect pun.
WhatTheHell YOU talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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I see what you did. Nice edit. So, that's how you wanna play it?
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Edited by
mrld_ii
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Thu 10/09/14 05:46 PM
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"Edit"?!? Does this place even have an "edit" button???
I hadn't even noticed. 
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