A blonde went to her local pet store in search of an “exotic” pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box of live frogs. The affixed sign said: “SEX FROGS” -- Only $20 each! Come with “complete” instructions.



The woman excitedly looked around to see if anybody was watching her. She whispered softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll take one!”



The man packaged the frog and discretely said to her, “Just follow the instructions!



The blonde nodded, grabbed the box, and was quickly on her way home. As soon as she closed the door to her apartment, she opened the instructions and read them very carefully. She did EXACTLY what was specified:



1. Take a shower.



2. Splash on some nice perfume.



3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.



4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.



She then quickly got into bed with the frog and to her surprise -- NOTHING happened!

The blonde was very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-read the instructions and noticed at the bottom of the paper was printed, “If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.”



She called the pet store. The man answered, listened to her concern, and said, “I’ll be right over.“



Within minutes, her doorbell was ringing. The blonde welcomed the pet store man in and said, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The frog just SITS there!”



The man, looking very concerned, picked up the frog, stared directly into its eyes and STERNLY said: “LISTEN TO ME!!! I’m only going to show you how to do this -- ONE – MORE -- TIME!!!”

lmao. thats funni

Sneaky guy!!!

Good one

LOL