Jesus and Moses where out on the red sea one day doing some fishing when jesus asked moses, "hey moses, can you still do that parting of the red sea trick", Moses looked at jesus and said "well of course, I am moses" so they paddled their boat to the shore and got out, moses raised his staff and slammed it into the ground and the red sea parted. after all the excitement was over the got back into the boat and continued fishing. After a while moses looked over at jesus and asked "hey jesus, can you still do that walking on water trick?" jesus looked at moses and said " well of course I can, I am jesus" so he stood up in the boat and took a step out onto the water. as soon as he did he sank right to the bottom of the sea. when he came up to the top there was moses laughing histarically at him. jesus asked "what's so funny", moses replied" I though that might happen with those holes in your feet!"

OHHHHHH....that is so bad

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUNNY FUNNY

BUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LMAO

do you think I am going to hell for this joke?

That was wrong ... But funny

To hell??? Nah!

Yeah, and I think that I am going with you for laughing so hard!!!

well hippy

it matters not what others think

what matters is what you think

if one knowingly does something wrong it is wrong

but if one innocently makes a mistake it is a mistake

so what do you think

OHHHH, yeah...

You're going to HELL all right

Naw Jesus is very forgiving...
Perhaps He is up there laughing too!

going to hell.... no
god has a sense of humor
next time you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans.

i think so too teddy

i dont think jesus could swim at all, hes like swiss cheese!

good point lizard king, hey Im a doors fan myself bro.