Son (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
S: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street and someone else comes over and digs your nose, do you like it??

S: Why woman don't have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

S: Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a gloves on??

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class??

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the the other way around!!

S: Is it true that women love big ****s?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb??

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth!!

ARE YOU DIGGING ENOUGH?

ON A ROLL UK!!!!!!

what kind of crack are u on tom?

What an interesting comparison- sneezing backwards! I love it!