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Edited by
Queenbee
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Mon 09/22/14 06:55 PM
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 I  LOVE 2 LAUGH & I need sum Quick One liner jokes like.......
Q. What did the cup of coffee say 2 the sugar? A. "Give me sum SUGAR" 
and Q. What did the number 0 say to the number 8? A. Cute belt.   
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http://academictips.org/funny-jokes/42-funny-one-liners/
http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/word-play-jokes http://jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/dirtyonelinerjokes.html http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/ my fav is still the one on my profile Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. but all depends on what type of humor you like : ) |
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LOL!! That's a good one.
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My girlfriend went to visit her father at the nursing home. She found boxes of viagra tablets in his bedside draw. She confronted the nursing staff about it. They told her that the tablets prevented the old blokes rolling out of bed while they slept .........
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My girlfriend went to visit her father at the nursing home. She found boxes of viagra tablets in his bedside draw. She confronted the nursing staff about it. They told her that the tablets prevented the old blokes rolling out of bed while they slept .........
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 THX GUYS....... Keep em coming.....nothing creepy or scary......LOL!!! 
I need a hundred good jokes ...... 4 real.....LOL!
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THX GUYS....... Keep em coming.....nothing creepy or scary......LOL!!!
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sent you 4 links in the first message , more then 100 on those sights
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why did simba like "hakuna matata"?
because it justified him just lion around all day. |
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Edited by
Queenbee
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Mon 09/22/14 08:03 PM
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why did simba like "hakuna matata"? because it justified him just lion around all day. I like this joke .....hee! hee! HA!!
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thx! Datwasntme 
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Here's 1 I think every1 will enjoy!!!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3608957665190 |
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends. 
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake" 
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Why can't single women fart.
They only get an arse hole when they get married. |
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With your online name being Queenbee....i have the perfect one for you
Where does a bee keep his stinger at night??............. In his honey!!!!! |
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With your online name being Queenbee....i have the perfect one for you Where does a bee keep his stinger at night??............. In his honey!!!!! Hee! hee! hee! another good 1
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Please type out the jokes.....no links......Thankx!!!
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DRUMROLL please.......
Q. Why do bees have sticky hair??? 
A. They use honeycombs. 
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.....Here's sum more.....
What do you call a fish with no eye ? FSH !===
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