this ones definetly corny but can get very funny ive recently became
very addicted to the show on mtv yo mama.. so show me what u got..

ex one of the ones from the show
( yo moms pussy has more friends then tom on myspace)

keep em rollin every1!!!

yo moma is so stupid that when was going to disneyland she read a signe
that said, "Disneyland left" she turned arownd and went home.

atleast someones got humor! lol that was actually very good! keep them
commin!

Ya Moma's soo fat. She's considerd a planet now by the Astrological
Association.!

your moma so fat it took her 4 weeks to die of lethal injection

Yo Mama's soo dumb. I asked her to get me a beer. I heard shots. then
she came in dragging a dead bear.

your momma is so ugly she has to tie a pork chop aroud her neck to get
the dog to play with her

Yo mama's soo fat. She's has no center and no edge. She's infinite

yo moma so fat when she went to sea world she got arrested for
impersonating shamu

are those knees,,,or nipples on yo mamma?

sorry,,,don't usually talk about yo,,,or my momma...but this th topic we
have here?......M.

Yo mama's so omini present, she has her own electro magintisim( noth and
south pole)

yo moma's so fat that when she whent to the movies
she sat next to everybody.

and tryed to hung herself with a cordless phone cord

and so stupid that had a surgicaly added pussy to one side of her leg
just so she can make some extra money on the side

well,,,guess that 'bout rapped it up on th momma slammin' jokes
for a while...so how th hell is every body???
hopes we all just havin' fun,and keepin' it fukin'real....M.

you know michael, I try to keep it real.

so what are you doing up, can't sleep like me?

I take some "cat naps" when I can,,,back probs an all ya know...if you
ever have them,,,do not go under th knife unless you have a second and
third opinion,and a very good medical team
as they messed me up,and I have no recorse,but to just sit here and
suffer th pain,'till it settles down on it's own,then you get those who
play with your head(s)throw some shit at you,and don't back up they own
words,only to add to your torment,
not referring to you,but they know who they are,and have read my words
from th heart,and still doubt me,oh well,to me,it is their loss if they
do not want to be with me as a friend or???
not my call,won't force a friendship on any one,not even for love or
money,,,but that's just me,what do I know,I'm just a country cat,and
find what I need in life,on my own,sniff,sniff
now where did I put that rabbit,I'm kinda hungry......M.

you momma so fat when she jumped into the sky she got stuck

you momma is soo fat she wore a malcomn x shirt and helicopters kept
tryin to land on her


your momma is so fat shes on both sides of the family tree

your momma is soo dumb it took here and hour to make minute rice

your momma is soo skinny she gotta jump around in the shower to get wet

your mamma is so small she could hang glide with a dorito

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out