roflmao!!!! u are soooo funny and accurate!!!!

That's exactly what my archery teacher said too....

I have an on-going questioning mind...

I have capacity for 93 billion questions, especially on a Friday, and especially if it involves holding up sticks at work to ask questions, and although the Riddler suit is cute and all...it gets a bit hot..

The KGB kindly sent me back, as the interveiw didn't quite go the way they planned...it's fine with me, they just couldn't seem to grasp the concept of question sticks..

Australia has a KGB?

What is that, the Kangaroo Gentrification Bureau?



"You answer question, comrade, or we put you in POUCH!"

Koala Gastronomy Bureau....regurgitated at will..

Oh yummy, Koala vomit, and just while I was trying to take a drink of my Diet Pepsi, thanks guys.

Always aim to please Marie..

Is it a regular diet pepsi? Or a no sugar, no carbs, no taste, skinny pepsi in a can?

Pepsi? Not in Australia, they only have Koka-Koala.

Bottled only, don't like that canned stuff. Like to see if there are any "floaties" in it, you know like dismembered mouse body parts. I like to see what is going into my mouth before it gets there. I remember those lawsuits years ago. If I have to drink the canned stuff, I pour it into a glass. Guess it brings out my obsessive compulsive side, but don't tell anyone, okay??? Our little secret.

All this talk about elusive people...and the non event crowd, has my 93 billion question meter running...

How is it people do select others?

What is the hook, the catch, the light bulb moment?

Being a non-fishing, non-ball playing, energy efficient type, I wonder at what disadvantage I am at.

Lex, I saw two new flavors at the store -
Diet Pepsi Caramel Cream and something, darn forgot already, Black Cherry Cream something. I will have to go back and look at it again and write it down. They just can't quit messing with the flavors.

Haven't tried the Australian version, hmmmmm.

Hmmmm...cherry popping rasberry swirl with a hint of Old Spice Pepsi?

Whatever will they come up with next?

What happened to just straight rot gut, with a hint of mouse?

Marie, I think the Black Cherry one also has vanilla in it -- I have seen those at Wal-Mart but there is a rumor (I heard from someone here) that some places have those same flavors in non-diet, although I have never seen them that way.

Personally, right now I'm addicted to Jones Blue Bubble Gum soda, although it is a little difficult to find around here. For some reason, it seems to be mainly available at gas stations and comic book stores....??

There's nothing worse than cutting a mouse open and finding a hot dog....

hey lex i think i saw some of that jones bubble gum soda at the target store next to where i spend my afternoons.

Hey, Sheepdog, thanks ! I haven't been to Target in awhile, I will check that out!

your welcome

Actually Lex, I don't eat hot dogs or mice, so I am safe there, phew.

Jess, not sure how to answer that question. Sometimes they just pop out of the woodwork at you when you least expect it. I would tell you to just stay visible in the forums like you are and people get to see the real you and learn about you and your personality, and when someone becomes attracted to you they will approach you. Your main issue is your location, so many miles away girl.

Lex, needs to maintain high visibility too, and people know him from being on here and his personality is great too. Don't know if the eligible women in his area were eaten by the creature from the black lagoon or what, but wish they would wise up and see him for who he is.

Thankyou Marie, at least I know now, what it is that isn't working for me....and all this time I thought it was the distance...

Marie, someone wrote and said I was "intimidating." I don't get that at all. I mean, if it's "intimidating" for a guy to be able to string three or four sentences together, then I think someone's standards are all messed up.

I really think the problem here is that the local girls on this site just aren't interested in a guy with an intellect. Maybe dumb guys are easier to control....?