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Topic: I NEED me a MILF... Where are Yooouuuuuu
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 09/12/14 04:22 AM
Have ya tried okcupid? This more like a case for OKStu...Oh, never mind.

Astrid Joined Tue 03/25/14 Posts: 7748	Fri 09/12/14 04:34 AM
Have ya tried okcupid? This more like a case for OKStu...Oh, never mind.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 09/12/14 08:19 AM
CRAP, john...I always figured it was his eyes...and That Thing that he can do with 'em when he looks at me. That's it!!! When he shows up on MY doorstep, begging me for a night of passion, I'm making him wear a hat... ...or a wig. Curse that site that "balderizes" people...I may never get that vision out of my mind!!! Sorry It was such a killjoy mrld... hehe

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Fri 09/12/14 05:04 PM
CRAP, john...I always figured it was his eyes...and That Thing that he can do with 'em when he looks at me. That's it!!! When he shows up on MY doorstep, begging me for a night of passion, I'm making him wear a hat... ...or a wig. Curse that site that "balderizes" people...I may never get that vision out of my mind!!! Sorry It was such a killjoy mrld... hehe Lot of things going down the drain here tonight: KFC, McDonald's, bacon & eggs, Johnny Depp... sigh ... What is the world coming to What if he'd look like this when he comes knocking on your door:

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Fri 09/12/14 05:20 PM
I hurt him. Badly. Seriously. Or, at the very least, I'd happily die trying. ~sigh~ Those eyes. See??? He's doing That Thing with his eyes. Saddest thing ever? Back when I was in my mid-30s, I met a man who looked JUST like him...hair, smile and - most importantly - those eyes and he did That Thing with 'em. We were hot-and-heavy for about 4 months, but I couldn't handle his out-of-control drinking and the fact that he went back to using...and he'd never revealed it was something he could go back to. Ahhhhh...but he WAS fun to look at...and to be looked AT by. This one looks most like him, 'wife-beater' and all... ~double sigh~

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Fri 09/12/14 05:25 PM
Owwww that's sad ... But boozers and abusers ...

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Fri 09/12/14 05:30 PM
Yup, yup...probably the worst broken heart I'd ever had or WILL ever have over a man. Realizing you need to love yourself more so you have to leave 'em, even though you're (falling) madly in love with 'em IS the hardest lesson love's ever taught me... ...so far. I'm sure there'll be more. Ahhhh...the sweet mysteries of life, no?

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Fri 09/12/14 08:25 PM
@ crystal: Well, I'm no psychologist, but...yeah, I'd say it has to do with a fascination with dairy products/producers. May have something to do with being weaned too soon, too. Hahahahahahaha Somehow reminds me of this: Hugh Jackman

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Sat 09/13/14 02:21 AM
Yup, yup...probably the worst broken heart I'd ever had or WILL ever have over a man. Realizing you need to love yourself more so you have to leave 'em, even though you're (falling) madly in love with 'em IS the hardest lesson love's ever taught me... ...so far. I'm sure there'll be more. Ahhhh...the sweet mysteries of life, no? Owww... yes, such lessons sux big time. Been there... The brain shouting "GO!!!" and the heart screaming "NOOO!!" Took me quite some time till I loved myself enough to leave .. At least we did it, right?! @ Mariah, glad to have been of service, hihi

FunnyJ Joined Mon 08/25/14 Posts: 426	Sat 09/13/14 02:24 AM
Does he want to assign milfs roles to play or does he mean roll call, either way there should probably be a line somewhere....

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 12:13 PM
Yup, yup, it's the puppy dog eyes when they beg for MILF. Not going to fall for it anymore.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Sat 09/13/14 12:20 PM
Yup, yup, it's the puppy dog eyes when they beg for MILF. Not going to fall for it anymore. Eyes??? Wot eyezzz??

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 12:25 PM
lol, exactly.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 12:35 PM Edited by fleta_n_mach on Sat 09/13/14 12:35 PM
He has a milk can!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Sat 09/13/14 12:36 PM
Hihi He's got yummie nipples and very muscular legs I think, me like ... a lot!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Sat 09/13/14 01:37 PM
He has a milk can!

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Sat 09/13/14 04:12 PM
MILF?? Moro islamic liberation front??? S this what u mean???

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Sun 09/14/14 07:50 AM
Yup, yup, it's the puppy dog eyes when they beg for MILF. Not going to fall for it anymore. Eyes??? Wot eyezzz?? He's got eyes, silly girl!!! Big, rippling, sinewy eyes... ~quadruple sigh~

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33354	Sun 09/14/14 09:38 AM
Yup, yup, it's the puppy dog eyes when they beg for MILF. Not going to fall for it anymore. Eyes??? Wot eyezzz?? He's got eyes, silly girl!!! Big, rippling, sinewy eyes... ~quadruple sigh~ He is quite a sight for sore eyes, ain't he! * quintuple sigh * (LOL)

jeffry9374 Joined Wed 01/07/15 Posts: 1	Fri 01/09/15 08:56 PM
hi.you are sexi.