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Hai.... 
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I'm looking for a cougar, where are you?
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Now your a cougar I'd like to meet.
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<--- Alley cat
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I'm feral.
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but I thought you just wanted to talk.... so disappointed
 
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#.36
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Where dem cougars out da 757 at??
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what is the qualification for a cougar? i think i'm old enough but not hot enough LOL
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I'm feral.  
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How's this thread working so far?
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theyre probly all over him. thats how it goes online, I hear. Nothin but sex to be had. 
Seriously?!? Online...nothing but sex to be had?!? Somebody owes me, big time. Scratch that...some bodies do. 
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walks into room.. holding Kleenex boxs..... did some body.. call..
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@ no1phD:
OK...so, is where we start the 'online sex having'?!? Who puts what, where? Do we clear our cache, first, or is it "the more, the merrier"? More importantly, during this 'online sex having'-thingy, which one of us gets tied up first? Yes...I confess...I'm a virgin to all of this. 
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silly girl... you need both your hands..
...... well it would be nice if we had three hands... one to hold the phone.. one to work the keypad... and one to work your...ohhh... I'm sure you can use your imagination....hmmm.. perhaps for you ladies.. four hands would be a better option... one for the phone.one. for the keypad...one for your passion flower.... one for your very soft pillows......hmm....yes.. I can make do with just three hands.... 
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silly girl... you need both your hands.. ...... well it would be nice if we had three hands... one to hold the phone.. one to work the keypad... and one to work your...ohhh... I'm sure you can use your imagination....hmmm.. perhaps for you ladies.. four hands would be a better option... one for the phone.one. for the keypad...one for your passion flower.... one for your very soft pillows......hmm....yes.. I can make do with just three hands....
Oh my, Nr1 you're such a s***! A hand for the phone? Use a headset, loverboy! And passion flower? I mean, really? LOL And yet you even manage to make that sound romantic. Unreal ... * Someone get that friggin' fan in here, please!!! All the threads seem to be sizzling hot * |
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Geez, folks...this whole 'online-sex-having'-thingy sure involves a LOT of preparation and props; head-sets, extra hands, and now I have to go to the florist and find a Passion Flower, in season!!! I suppose there are rules about the proper placement of its vase, too, huh? Does it go next to the roses on the piano or the tulips on the organ?
~sigh~ This 'online-sex-having'-thingy sure IS an awful lot of work. Heck, to the best of my recollection with that 'real-life-sex-having'-thingy, I just had to shave my legs. 
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..ohhhh.. you have to shave more than your legs these days...
myself as well.. excluding the legs. that would just be wrong..
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Sounds like too much work for me. I'm out of the "merrier" socialization aspect of this.
You guys were at it early this morning!
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