Topic: what would you do if you woke up the opposite gender?
patriciamae14's photo
Wed 08/06/14 05:14 AM
If i woke up as a male, the things i'll check out first are my abs, pork sword and my butt! Then i'd be so happy cause i won't have periods anymore! And i'm gonna party till i drop!
rofl:banana: drinks

smartwithsparks's photo
Wed 08/06/14 06:06 AM
first thing i would think
is size matters,,and take a peek:banana:

mithun2525's photo
Wed 08/06/14 08:36 AM
get undress myself....

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Wed 08/06/14 08:28 PM
if you awoke from a male to a female what would be the first thing you do?

Probably go to the hospital freaking out and figure out if it can be reversed or how many other people experienced the same thing.

For all I know aliens have a feminizing ray and turned every human being and animal on the planet female and their plan is to invade and impregnate everything for a new race automatically acclimated to the planet.

Other than that I would spend the next 18-50 years rediscovering my body since I am basically being reborn as an adult with an entirely different social status, role, physical plumbing, and emotional associations.

Not to mention having to prove my identity.
How am I going to get a license? How do I prove that I am me to the government that thinks I am a male?
Have you ever had to prove identity theft?
If I turned female all of a sudden then I will have to go through all of that with no evidence of who I really am. Can't use my birth certificate. Can't use my SS number. Can't use my drivers license. Can't use my parents or friends identifying me. Never been arrested or a teacher, born before foot prints taken, so no biometrics on file. Can't use medical records.

So that's what I would be doing.
I wouldn't really have the time or desire to sit there and explore myself or try to scientifically weigh the difference between who I am now vs. who I was then.
My perspective and understanding would be completely biased and useless anyway.

Your question is really bad without far more variables or constraints.


mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/06/14 08:33 PM
Take a naked pic fast...in case I changed back. laugh laugh laugh

Awatersign's photo
Wed 08/06/14 10:26 PM

if you awoke from a male to a female or male to female what would be the first thing you do?
for me i'd probably look at my breasts in the mirror then go clothes shopping, but what about you peeps?
Ide pinch the F&*% out of myself until i realy wake up,if that dont work ,i'll go back sleep,an repeat the process,if nothing changes,i'll proberly kill myself caus am not going to be KNOWBODY'S B&%#H!!!!whoa

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Thu 08/07/14 05:16 PM

if you awoke from a male to a female what would be the first thing you do?

Probably go to the hospital freaking out and figure out if it can be reversed or how many other people experienced the same thing.

For all I know aliens have a feminizing ray and turned every human being and animal on the planet female and their plan is to invade and impregnate everything for a new race automatically acclimated to the planet.

Other than that I would spend the next 18-50 years rediscovering my body since I am basically being reborn as an adult with an entirely different social status, role, physical plumbing, and emotional associations.

Not to mention having to prove my identity.
How am I going to get a license? How do I prove that I am me to the government that thinks I am a male?
Have you ever had to prove identity theft?
If I turned female all of a sudden then I will have to go through all of that with no evidence of who I really am. Can't use my birth certificate. Can't use my SS number. Can't use my drivers license. Can't use my parents or friends identifying me. Never been arrested or a teacher, born before foot prints taken, so no biometrics on file. Can't use medical records.

So that's what I would be doing.
I wouldn't really have the time or desire to sit there and explore myself or try to scientifically weigh the difference between who I am now vs. who I was then.
My perspective and understanding would be completely biased and useless anyway.

Your question is really bad without far more variables or constraints.




You must be fun at parties.

no1phD's photo
Thu 08/07/14 05:41 PM
I would join..m2.. and flirt with..No1..
..laugh laugh :banana:

dreamerana's photo
Thu 08/07/14 05:54 PM

I would join..m2.. and flirt with..No1..
..laugh laugh :banana:


then you would have your perfect match. laugh flowerforyou

no1phD's photo
Thu 08/07/14 06:09 PM
Hmmm.. I did not look at it quite that way.. but yes I suppose you're right.
let's see..
he's tall dark and handsome. check
. he' is very fashionable. has great taste and style..check
. he is successful..check
. he is romantic..check
he is very funny..check
. can hold a conversation..check
. did I mention handsome..lol.
. he is carrying a compassionate.check
.. did I mention sexy..lol.
. he is charming..check..
. what's not to like...laugh flowerforyou :banana: :angel: .hi.uflowerforyou

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Thu 08/07/14 06:10 PM
starts another list.....:tongue:

Awatersign's photo
Thu 08/07/14 06:14 PM


if you awoke from a male to a female or male to female what would be the first thing you do?
for me i'd probably look at my breasts in the mirror then go clothes shopping, but what about you peeps?
Ide pinch the F&*% out of myself until i realy wake up,if that dont work ,i'll go back sleep,an repeat the process,if nothing changes,i'll proberly kill myself caus am not going to be NOBODY'S B&%#H!!!!whoa

MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 08/07/14 10:53 PM


if you awoke from a male to a female what would be the first thing you do?

Probably go to the hospital freaking out and figure out if it can be reversed or how many other people experienced the same thing.

For all I know aliens have a feminizing ray and turned every human being and animal on the planet female and their plan is to invade and impregnate everything for a new race automatically acclimated to the planet.

Other than that I would spend the next 18-50 years rediscovering my body since I am basically being reborn as an adult with an entirely different social status, role, physical plumbing, and emotional associations.

Not to mention having to prove my identity.
How am I going to get a license? How do I prove that I am me to the government that thinks I am a male?
Have you ever had to prove identity theft?
If I turned female all of a sudden then I will have to go through all of that with no evidence of who I really am. Can't use my birth certificate. Can't use my SS number. Can't use my drivers license. Can't use my parents or friends identifying me. Never been arrested or a teacher, born before foot prints taken, so no biometrics on file. Can't use medical records.

So that's what I would be doing.
I wouldn't really have the time or desire to sit there and explore myself or try to scientifically weigh the difference between who I am now vs. who I was then.
My perspective and understanding would be completely biased and useless anyway.

Your question is really bad without far more variables or constraints.




You must be fun at parties.


laugh laugh laugh

I know it's been a while but pent up sexual frustration needs to be let out somehow.

pulpchef's photo
Thu 08/14/14 05:38 AM
buy tampons and learn how to use them, I probably wouldn't be in tune with what the rush felt like coming! Next, master walking in some siletos baby!!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 08/14/14 06:18 AM

Measure.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
And then either get a smug smile on your face or burst out in tears

I'd wanna experience the male orgasm and sex as a male.
After that I'd prolly get seriously PO with those dangly bits between my legs and pray to god to please please please let me be a woman again!

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Thu 08/14/14 06:33 AM
... its time for me to go turn some tricks until i can marry mony.

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Thu 08/14/14 02:12 PM
Drink heavily and read Kafka.

jimmorrisoncutthroat's photo
Thu 08/14/14 02:19 PM
visit ladies changing room.. press boobs...pitchfork pitchfork

bashajones's photo
Thu 08/14/14 02:27 PM

leave the toilet seat up....:smile:


Ha! Nice...laugh

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Thu 08/14/14 02:34 PM
Turn the clock back about 10 hours!!!