One of my working associates was driving his truck through downtown traffic right by Ohio State University. He caught a red light at the corner of Lane & High Street and noticed a female student on the opposite corner waiting for the light to turn so she could cross. She was quite the sight, with purple/blue hair cut in a punk/kind of a mohawk style. My friend was eyeing her crossing the street following her every move, as well she was eyeing him. Finally she comes right up to his truck window and says to him, "Whats the matter with you old man? Haven't you ever done something out of character, maybe a little crazy that you regretted doing in your life?"
He quickly shot back to her, "Well, yes I did, about 20 years ago I made love to a parrott, and I was just wondering if maybe you were my daughter!"

lol- i liked it--

CUTE!