Do you look for a job? You wanna leave your country for good?

Looking for housemaid, who will do the shopping, cooking(breakfast, dinner), ironing and cleaning.
What you have to bring to the table: well really nothing, but cooking skills.

I'll get you a work uniform, and a first-aid-kit. living with me is kind of dangerous.

Payment:

Free accommodation in the most beautiful city in Europe. Right in the city center of Vienna. Free psychological evaluation and as many beers you are able to drink. ;) Also i can guarantee that you will learn german, really fast.

On top of that: you will never see me, because i am at work all day and party every night.

there couldn't be a better deal here. :-p

My hairy legs won't look good in a skirt. Otherwise I could be all into living in Vienna and drinking beer. Really enjoyed the city when I visited before.

Guess that type is not for me.
I don't do ironing, I will NEVER learn German (trust me, I tried), and I do my own psych evals if I need them.

Let me ask my maids if they know anyone / perhaps are interested.

loooool.


As you know there are multiple ways of learning. We could try to use conditioning. I am quite good in that sort of things. Everytime i come home, my dog is opening the door for me.
And there is a new experimental way of learning a language. You put electrodes on your skin, there is a a machine that somehow is getting information straight in your skin and jp your brain.
The theory behind it, is that every cell has a place to store information.
Given it is still in the beta phases, but seems to be legit.

Those Psych Evaluations,will they be performed by Sigi Freud?

I'm a running stereotype....I'm accepting of it...it's the public that isn't...ahhhh

Interesting!
but now don't go telling me it's a German invention/experiment? Lol.
And, yes I believe as well that every cell works that way, we got cell memory too, which can cause all kinds of problems.
I suppose it's just finding out how to get the info transferred to the brain, and the right part of the brain at that, so it can be used.
Kind of freaky though, I know the human body is a very fine tuned 'machine', but this makes you realise just how much that is true! Like doing an update on a computer. Bit freaky.
Just think of the implications - good and bad - if they can actually make that kind of stuff work ...

I already know how to speak German. BUT I will look sexy as hell in a maids uniform....just saying.

You've got to excuse me cuz i'm still pretty muched boozed up from lastnight,but what type of stereotype are we talking about here,is this the SONY or is it the JVC typeembarassed:

Darn at first I thought you were sending me a live in manwife :/

Pick me, I will even bring my own uniform!

actually it is an Austrian invention. The professor claims, that it is working, he said it takes a year, and then it will just be there, you will have the knowledge. Not sure how it works exactly, but it is literally learning a language while you are sleeping. you can already buy the machine, costs about 1000 euros.

you are totally right, it can have an amazing impact on our society and school systems.



actually it is quite new, and to get results is kind of unbelievable.
as for a rat, they are very very intelligent. a little brain does not imply less intelligent. there are a couple of birds, who can recognize themselves in a mirror. not even all chimpanzees are able to do that.

better be careful, i like those retro looks.

the only German I know is to swear at someone and tell them where to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2PEBGPXwk

i had to google pavlov and electroshocks and found this...apparently this is how intelligent people spend their free time.

i know who pavlow was. i just wasn't sure if he ever attempted e-shocks in his experiments. ;)

Forget all that noise. I need a man-wife. I do not need to be the wife.

And to you this is the same as being able to transfer knowledge and information into the brain?