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Well if she's got an electric starter just turn the key and push the button.
Otherwise you'll have to kick her over the ole fashioned way. |
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How do I start a lady
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Well if she's got an electric starter just turn the key and push the button. Otherwise you'll have to kick her over the ole fashioned way. 
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Edited by
GuardianAngelMan
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Fri 07/04/14 12:08 PM
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A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a lady. "What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asks. The lady says, "I would like to be rich." POOF! Her chair turns into solid gold. "And for your second wish?" asks her fairy godmother. The lady says, "I would like to be young again." POOF! The lady is now a beautiful young woman. "And for your third and final wish?" asks her fairy godmother. The young woman's cat, Burt, jumps into her lap. She asks the fairy godmother, "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?" POOF! Suddenly, Burt is a handsome young prince. The handsome young prince leans down to the young woman and whispers softly in her ear, "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?" |
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I have never met a woman with a kick start.. Something new?
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You have to have the right key....
 
Good Luck!! 
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