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That's one cute..
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I am fairly skilled in both areas
Am a believer
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Only two choices? What about rocket surgery?
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? Making me an omelet whilst giving me a handjob? Wait...was that an option?
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf |
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Edited by
0ldhag
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Tue 06/24/14 07:05 PM
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^^^^ I like 'I love Lucy'
and can't cook
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Just wait a minute, what flavor cake is it? Has to be the right flavor....
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Just wait a minute, what flavor cake is it? Has to be the right flavor....
No doubt. I prefer chocolate chip or red velvet myself. But then again, when the bj happens.....
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Just wait a minute, what flavor cake is it? Has to be the right flavor....
No doubt. I prefer chocolate chip or red velvet myself. But then again, when the bj happens.....
It puts the icing on the cake?
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf LOL.. I have watched a lot of "I Dream of Jeannie", but I don't expect any woman to be good at everything like her..
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? True Story, I was raised to believe both are actually the perfect combination to keep a man happy happy in bedroom and kitchen, happy in life,,,, |
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Dude.. ever heard of a babysitting woman ironing out her hubby's dress shirts, while cooking for the baby, talking with a friend over the phone, watching TV, and answering the door to a postman all at the same time?
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf LOL.. I have watched a lot of "I Dream of Jeannie", but I don't expect any woman to be good at everything like her..
if I were her I'd stay in the bottle...after reading the comments on here....a man can;t fit in there to pester one contented harem gal :) |
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Dude.. ever heard of a babysitting woman ironing out her hubby's dress shirts, while cooking for the baby, talking with a friend over the phone, watching TV, and answering the door to a postman all at the same time?
you forgot packing lunches for soccer....that is in there toooooo |
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I am fairly skilled in both areas
Am a believer
(((((((Mariah.))))))
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A woman's home cooking or her skills in the bedroom? Which one reaches a man's heart realistically? What say you men? WTF, I mean really WTFingF; have I ever met a woman either of these characteristics? No! WTF, I met women who delusionally thought they did, but WTF! Are you people for real or just watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver, whereas I get stuck with the I Love Lucy types, WTF! Sorry, got a little mad wtf Yeah....these days it is hard finding a woman who can really cook. And I am talking from scratch. But still...when you do find em, and she can multitask (as in baking a cake and giving you a bj) then you have hit the jackpot.
Dude.. ever heard of a babysitting woman ironing out her hubby's dress shirts, while cooking for the baby, talking with a friend over the phone, watching TV, and answering the door to a postman all at the same time?
you forgot packing lunches for soccer....that is in there toooooo Thanx for the input.. IDK about other men, but I can only do two things at once at maximum, reading during no.2..
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Feed him well then f€£¥ him well that's my motto....
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I am fairly skilled in both areas
Am a believer
(((((((Mariah.))))))
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Feed him well then f€£¥ him well that's my motto....
This should be a standard....like a written law in the Constitution or something.
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and can't cook
