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Edited by
Esmeralda08757
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Wed 05/28/14 07:53 AM
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So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt.
The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? |
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Are you asking for seduction tips for old farts...or anyone in general?
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Good question, Q.
Anyone, but especially geared to old farts who aren't what they used to be. |
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If he doesn't get it by now I don't think he may ever. He could need a little time to get over his awkwardness. Maybe there is some hope??
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You could hide his TV remote control, now that is teasing to any man.
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I agree with kurly. If he doesn't know by now; he never will. I think some may be suffering from Alzheimer's and need to be reminded.
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Good question, Q. Anyone, but especially geared to old farts who aren't what they used to be. Well...based on personal experience...never, ever, ever...ever...mistake the Ben Gay for the  Love Lotion! 
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Okkkk... I am going to go..
. POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW..  .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual  out of my head..
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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..
Just to remind you...you're much closer to 50 than you are to 30...are you sure you want that sharp stick now? 
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There are quite a few younger men and women with pacemakers and they are still going strong. Is there a problem? We all have to travel the same road and there's only one exit.
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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..
Just to remind you...you're much closer to 50 than you are to 30...are you sure you want that sharp stick now? .
..omg..
. I'M OLD  ..hmm.. but I'm still hot though. 
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Cleaning up in front of the stoop...They'd likely have to pass in front of it to enter my dunge...Uh, home...
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You could hide his TV remote control, now that is teasing to any man. 
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If he doesn't get it by now I don't think he may ever. He could need a little time to get over his awkwardness. Maybe there is some hope?? I do believe that you can at least try to teach an Old Dog new tricks. |
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I agree with kurly. If he doesn't know by now; he never will. I think some may be suffering from Alzheimer's and need to be reminded. Not Alzheimer's. Just a result of growing up in the fifties. I guess you are too young to understand. (I guess you don't hear that too often.) |
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... great now I really need.. ...THAT SHARP STICK. ..omg..
. I'M OLD ..hmm.. but I'm still hot though.
Don't look down...I think I see a grey hair... 
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.. that would be impossible..
. I shave down there 
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Esme, Esme, Esme! I do remember the 50's and I still say he needs to be reminded. I haven't forgot and the young have no clue at times. Also not everyone wants romance man or woman.
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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..
Obviously you have no idea how many twenty and thirty somethings think you are a fossil  ....Ignorance is bliss?....Try a higher wattage over your bathroom mirror hot stuff....
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So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt. The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? I think this might me an interesting read for him: Why Sex After 60 Can be Better than Ever http://sixtyandme.com/why-sex-after-60-can-be-better-than-ever/ 
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