Moist, chewy visine cookies. Maybe her vision will clear up with some visine. 6 drops, no more, no less. In her food. Or in her coffee or soda. Colorless, odorless, tasteless. Visine in your stomach is just like when you put it in your eyes. Tetrahydrozoline gets the red out. It constricts your blood vessels. Unfortunately in your stomach ingesting visine basically turns your stomach off like a light switch. The end result is 12 hours of not being able to get off the toilet. Everything leaves your body now. Its kindof like a barium scan. You drink the barium and 10 minutes later you hear a grumble, then a growl, then you run to the bathroom. "owwww!!! Ohhhhmigod!!!!whooooaaaa!!!! Pleaaaassseee noooo!!!! You gotta be kidding me there's more!!!! Wowweee!!! Oooohhhh!!!!

Whooossshhh!!! Not agaaaiiinn!!! Oh no oh no. Ooooooohhhh!!!! Please for the love o Oooohhh!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop! Here we go agaaiiiinn!!!! Ow!ow!ow!ow!

If she leaves her car unlocked? Buy "the club" anti theft device at any car parts store. Install it on her steering wheel when noones looking. Imagine the hours of fun you'll have watching her freinds hacksaw through her steering wheel to get it off while the keys to "the club" are safely in your pocket.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg you guys are good!!!!

OK PEOPLE.........IM GOING TO WORK!!!!!!!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!!

GOOOOOOODDDDDD.......LLLLUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK .......!!!!!!!!

Good luck! And remember if all else fails do what longhair does around annoying people to keep them away: scratch your groin a lot and reach back and pull your underwear out of your buttcrack a lot when they talk to you. Works like a charm!