Gypsy, you have the craziest sense of humor. If I were you I would make jokes that are passive agressive so no one can complain, everyone will know you dissed her and there won't be a damned thing she can do about it. If others have complained too, then there shouldn't be a problem making her look like an ass. I first instinct when I read this was that the next time she gives you an order, salute her with the Hile Hitler thing and sya yes mine furor.....I know my spelling stinks but you get the point. The come off with something witty and walk away. THEN, DON"T do what she says. People will see that too and snicker......

oops....i meant..keep "your" cool gyps..i know..easier said than done..

Umm...ex-lax cookies sounds great and all...

But did you try talking to her about her attitude?

Yah..i think i like creations idea too..

BTW, I hope you all are joking about the ex lax....I've heard of people having to go to the hospital or even dying because of it dehydrating them.

I don't know if I like the passive-aggressive approach. That seems like it might create more animosity and what you're really trying to do is build and bridge and find a way to work with her. I'd invite her out to lunch and try to get to know her better. I bet she's probably trying to overcompensate for being the newbie.

Voo doo doll.

Get her drunk and take advantage of her.

do you have the recipe for a voodoo doll?

creations I like your salute idea!

1 aluminum bat on order for gypsy.!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Stuff a sock with straw, tie a piece of hemp around the top to make a head, and start beating the **** out of it

Thanks Hawaii and Msteddy........I can't see how it can hurt,. I mean if you can't take a joke, **** you is my motto

you work in a hospital, find something to knock her ass out with before every shift

creations yes the ex-lax cookies are a joke Gypsy knows me better than that

Purple Voo Doo doll0
start with any doll or figureine
get something personal from the victom
attach the persnol item to the doll
have fun

if the other people are complaining then that is all there is to it. it will be obvious that you are enjoyable and easy to work with while the other is just a pita.

you can just be cheerful knowing that she is doing herself in without any input from you. avoid her as much as possible, be pleasant, but if asked be calm and frank about your concerns.

as you develop more seniority you will see your opinion to be solicited more - especially if everyone knows that you can maintain your cool in emotionally charged situations......and if they know you don't get passive/aggressive or pass around tainted tollhouse.

if you must do something immediately, email ybs to come over
and pee on her in the parking lot where it can't possibly be traced back to you!

To Miss Gypsy Seriously for a moment I deal with that all the time at work. I have learned to look them straight in the eye and say yes, I will get that done right away ... Then I go do what I want the way I want and when they come back and say I said do this I say Oh Im sorry I misunderstood you this tends to piss them off and if they get excited just apoligize to them alot and go do whatever you where going to do LMAO But after a couple of times they will get the point if not invite them out and get them tanked and take pictures of them NAKID LMAO

Makes sense if ya think about it NO conflict