A regular post-man at a small village in the Free State ws retiring at wrk. So on his last day, evry house had prepared him either a present or baked him cookies as a token of thank you for a great service over de years. As dat happenned, he ended up at Joe`s place. Unfortunately joe was not at home. But John (The post man), found Joe`s wife at home. Joe`s wife was so welcoming, he asked john to come upstairs with her, she removed his clothes & dey had sex. Afta dat she prepaired food for him & then gave him $10. John was so suprised wat did he do 2 deserve such treatment. He askd: Thank u Mrs Joe, but wat did I do 2 deserve dis? Joe`s wife: Ooh no, u dnt hav 2 thank me. It ws my husband`s idea. In de mornin b4 he went 2 work I askd him wat must I giv u. He said, f**k! him! give him $10. The food thing was my idea.

I've seen more trouble come outta Joe's Place (the one back in my hometown) than you'd care to know about :)