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World Turtle Day?
 
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Party! Party! PARTY!
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Well, I will start in the slow lane.
That way I get to watch all the other turtles. Wait. Do they leave..droppings? |
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They taste nice but I find the shell a bit crunchy
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I had a turtle when I was a kid but it died on me. I have that effect on turtles and men named James.
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Saving because seeing them alive in their natural habitat is priceless than seeing them on a plate.
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I'm gonna wax my turtle. Gee...I hope that's not a euphemism for something naughty...
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Hmm. wax on. well you know what's coming next...
 in my best Chinese accent ..ohh..phD..: you too funnyyy..
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I had a turtle when I was a kid but it died on me. I have that effect on turtles and men named James. Too bad you didn't date Prisoner/Pepper.... |
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Edited by
Phuque
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Sat 05/24/14 06:45 AM
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HOW DARE YOU UTTER THAT NAME IN THESE HALLOWED HALLS!!!
 NO turtle soup for you! |
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Edited by
Esmeralda08757
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Sat 05/24/14 10:29 AM
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I had a turtle when I was a kid but it died on me. I have that effect on turtles and men named James. Too bad you didn't date Prisoner/Pepper....  I wasn't married or rich. |
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Well, I will start in the slow lane. That way I get to watch all the other turtles. Wait. Do they leave..droppings? Yes, but they wear little diaper bags thingies, so you won't slip on anything. |
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HOW DARE YOU UTTER THAT NAME IN THESE HALLOWED HALLS!!! NO turtle soup for you! Seriously, STOP! It's like the Candyman or Beetlejuice, if you say IT's name three times it comes for you!! STOP IT! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary...Bloody erm Mar...oh...wait...
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A spotted turtle ????
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Celebrating with cucumber martinis; what else?
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Edited by
Mary_me
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Sat 05/24/14 02:26 PM
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Never mind.
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