Aboss said to his secretary. "i want to have sex with u,i will make it very fast. i will throe $1000 on the floor by the time u bend down to pick it i will be done. "she thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend told her, do it but ask for $2000 and pick up the money very fast so he wouldn't have the time to undress..So she agrees. Half an hour goes by so the boyfriend decides to call her, he asks,what happened?she responds,"The bastard used COINS i am still picking and he is still f****ng.

lol.