Topic: what is something about you that might surprise the rest of
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Fri 06/29/18 09:34 AM
...when she gets off parole

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Fri 06/29/18 09:34 AM

laugh is a story I will have to tell one day


Yes, I think so. Inquiring minds want to know.

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Fri 06/29/18 09:36 AM
just got out of mingle jail.

no visitors.

bummer.

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Fri 06/29/18 09:40 AM

I was arrested on a first date


I almost did. I needed a shot of liquor after that.

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Fri 06/29/18 09:42 AM


I was arrested on a first date


I almost did. I needed a shot of liquor after that.


Great! Another story... :blush:

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Fri 06/29/18 09:42 AM

just got out of mingle jail.

no visitors.

bummer.


Is there really such a thing here?
You bad boy!

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Fri 06/29/18 09:43 AM
yup, there is

we've all been

rite of passage

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Fri 06/29/18 09:46 AM

yup, there is

we've all been

rite of passage


Yup... been there tagged as a spammer/scammer... lol

Thanks to a few friends, they let me out.

Makes ya feel like Ottis... :joy:

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Fri 06/29/18 09:49 AM

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Fri 06/29/18 09:51 AM
Probably nothing I can say would surprise anyone... lol

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Fri 06/29/18 09:51 AM


I was arrested on a first date


I almost did. I needed a shot of liquor after that.


Thank goodness it's not just me lol

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Fri 06/29/18 09:52 AM




Farking rolling! Damn you! rofl rofl rofl telling ya man, we've got go party...

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Fri 06/29/18 09:56 AM



I was arrested on a first date


I almost did. I needed a shot of liquor after that.


Thank goodness it's not just me lol


Yes, you're not alone on that one.

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Fri 06/29/18 10:05 AM
:angel:

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Fri 06/29/18 10:06 AM
When I was a young lad (pre middle school) I was sitting on our front porch and looking at a shed across the street and wondered what would win in a competition of wits, the shed or a match. The match won, the shed burned and my own mother called the local cop on me (just to scare me. it was only a little shed). O well, little experiences like that over my childhood made me into the sensible adult I am today. laugh

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Fri 06/29/18 10:08 AM
swiped a missionary priest's motorcycle and went joyriding.


twice. pitchfork


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Fri 06/29/18 11:03 AM
I was sitting in a bank when three men came in and held it upnoway surprised

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Fri 06/29/18 12:06 PM
I've seen the Queen in person and talked to her .. :laughing:

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Fri 06/29/18 12:09 PM

I've seen the Queen in person and talked to her .. :laughing:


Are you referring to the queen beeslaphead waving

I was stabbed five times


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Fri 06/29/18 12:43 PM


Are you referring to the queen beeslaphead waving

I was stabbed five times



You got it! laugh
However, queen bee is harmeless .. she can't sting you - workers do - and they're all females, lol