A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are planned at this time.

that is fuggin histeical and so true

willy...

That is SOOOOO not true...now take it back, or I'll have to get out my SPEARS!!!!

What...no tar & feathers?

And i have the duct tape!!

lighter fluid and a candle (for ambiance, mind you!) work well, too!

How about a rocket up up the ass and a fire extinguisher.