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Topic: How to provoke god into showing me a sign.
massagetrade Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 8505	Sat 10/11/14 09:52 PM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? Do anything and everything you can think of, and you will not provoke any deity into proving its existence; this is probably due to there not being any deities. To be alive, intelligent, and honest is to be uncertain. There is much to be gained from developing acceptance of uncertainty. You might enjoy learning more about why humans believe in a god to begin with.

lonewolf552000 Joined Sat 10/04/14 Posts: 21	Sun 10/12/14 12:16 AM
. oh my the op has deactivated..hmm. . I hope he's not sitting with God right now. are the devil. what I mean is I hope they're OK... . I guess no one caught that. I read Typo too I know you meant "or the devil"

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 10/12/14 12:54 AM
Ohhh.my god... I asked God.. when I wrote that..^^. I said ..god give me a sign... if you are real.... let somebody catch my typo... I am now down on my knees... please God let my lottery numbers.. come in...lol

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sun 10/12/14 12:54 AM
. oh my the op has deactivated..hmm. . I hope he's not sitting with God right now. are the devil. what I mean is I hope they're OK... . I guess no one caught that. I read Typo too I know you meant "or the devil" lol...no typo there...you'll see a lot of it, trying too,oo hard to be unique is a sure-fire way look stale *are boring...

traceye1983 Joined Mon 10/06/14 Posts: 129	Sun 10/12/14 12:59 AM
Suicide should solve the problem. Just brilliant!!!!

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 10/12/14 01:04 AM
Walking on water is pretty damn cool

lonewolf552000 Joined Sat 10/04/14 Posts: 21	Sun 10/12/14 01:55 PM
. oh my the op has deactivated..hmm. . I hope he's not sitting with God right now. are the devil. what I mean is I hope they're OK... . I guess no one caught that. I read Typo too I know you meant "or the devil" lol...no typo there...you'll see a lot of it, trying too,oo hard to be unique is a sure-fire way look stale *are boring... My post was not aimed at what I thought may have been typo... The point of the post was that the Thread Starter is and has been Gone, and looks like no one Caught what you said

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sun 10/12/14 02:03 PM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? And then God sayeth into thee, "Let there be deactivation!" . See? God showed you a sign.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Sun 10/12/14 03:33 PM
Faith is a necessary component to religion, OP. If, in fact, there IS a God and IF She chose to reveal Herself to you, then by doing so She would be removing the most integral part of Her existence by removing your need FOR faith. Basically, She would prove that She doesn't, really, exist by proving to you that She really does.

LearnBeyondBelief Joined Mon 10/06/14 Posts: 44	Mon 10/13/14 11:24 PM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? Watch religious channels while eating mushrooms. Ive never done it, but Ive heard mushrooms make people hallucinate. So if youre Not able to hallucinate on your own like a hard core christian can do sober, try the shrooms :)

joyce423 Joined Mon 06/15/15 Posts: 83	Fri 09/04/15 02:45 AM
The answer is so simply. First of all you don't have to try to provoke God because God ain't going for that. God tells you the answer is all you have to do is BELIEVE in your heart and soul and read his word. You will KNOW their is a GOD. No one sees God he is in a different dem. then we are in

mich11113 Joined Sat 08/08/15 Posts: 69	Fri 09/04/15 03:28 AM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? ................ My brother don't let nobody tell you what to do. Because they are not in your shoe. Just listen to them,some make joke of you because they don't know what is God love. Read and see who is serious and take their words in mind so you can understand the meaning of life. If you want to put GOD,the all Mighty GOD un proof. Go read Malachi 3:1-12. Don't be afraid do it.

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Fri 09/04/15 06:58 PM Edited by SheikOfLaBroquerie on Fri 09/04/15 07:48 PM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? Sounds too simple... "Lets make a formula for summoning God !" ****************************************** Maybe, You should look at certain events that have formerly gone by and have left irreproachable evidence. If You can see something that has no other logical cause for it's existence apart from God... You must concede !

cheechako Joined Tue 05/14/13 Posts: 735	Fri 09/04/15 07:43 PM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? careful what you ask for! You win!! Best answer.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 09/04/15 09:02 PM
matthew 4:7

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Fri 09/04/15 09:07 PM
matthew 4:7 Excellent point, You must not put God to the test.

Rizun Joined Fri 08/21/15 Posts: 124	Sat 09/12/15 06:41 AM
Because god hates tests!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 09/12/15 07:50 AM
I can't go through life without knowing if he truly exists or not. I don't care about getting on his good side and I'm willing to upset him if it means he'll show me a sign. Because: "I'd rather have a sure nothing than an uncertain something!" So I've been trying to come up with ways that'll most certainly provoke him, if he exists that is. Mind you I don't want to get in trouble with the authorities. Any ideas? HE might slap the BeJesus outta you!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 09/12/15 10:23 AM
Why would God show you a sign on this level? And if he showed you a sign, would you put your faith in it that it was him? The signs are all around, if you want them. You have to do the leg work and find them yourself. This is all for us, God profits nothing nor does he gain anything. God even came and was humiliated and crucified for you. How much more of a sign do you need? no, jesus was crucified...seems to be the thing for Jews....

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Sat 09/12/15 11:22 AM
Apparently, there's something reassuring to Trinitarians about God coming to Earth to kill himself, and then, resurrect himself.