Topic: The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday | |
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumacomplications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebritiesturned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was notconsidered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by hiselderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to theoccasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. |
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Thanks for the giggle, the tears are trickling down my cheeks!
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I love it.
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OMG, that was way too funny.
I always did love the Pillsbury Doughboy. May he RIP always. PMS |
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Now that was good....
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<<<<<<<<<<< I'm ALIVE!!!!!! |
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If he died from repeated pokes on the belly. Is that Murder? who killed him?
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Nerves=
I love this one- I have a copy of it! rafaelayala= who can resisit poking that cute lil' doughman! |
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have read about the doughboy many times over the last 4 years, still it is always funny each time.
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hahaha... i have the doughboy tattoo'd on my ass cheek!
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Aww, poor doughboy
very cute |
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Very funny.
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