Big Dave carried his petite bride Sally into the bedroom and set her down gently next to the bed.

Staring deep into her eyes, he removed his trousers and tossed them to her. "Put these on," he commanded.

Puzzled, his bride did as she was told. Clutching the waistband to hold the trousers up, and trying not to trip over the trouserlegs, she asked: "Why did you want me to do this?"

"I want you to understand clearly," said Big Dave, "this is the first and only time you will ever wear the trousers in this relationship."

Sally took off Dave's trousers, then wriggled out of her panties and passed them to him. "Would you put these on, please? she asked.

Big Dave tugged the panties over his feet but, try as he might, he could not get them over his knees. "This is ridiculous," he huffed, "I can't get into your panties."

Smiling sweetly, Sally replied: "No, and you never will until you change your attitude!"

that funny!