Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for “here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them! down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they
go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day:

Q. What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

OH MY GOD!!! THANK YOU FOR YOU.... I AM JUST HAVING FUN..... HOW FUNNY.....? ARE YOU STAND UP COMEDIAN.... YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITH JOKES LIKE THAT......

Realy like #4 SOOOOOOOO TRUUUUU

uk, I just love your jokes!!

hahah..

Ive NEVER heard those before

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