Topic: Finally, The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For | |
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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for “here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them! down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Thought for the day: Q. What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. |
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OH MY GOD!!! THANK YOU FOR YOU.... I AM JUST HAVING FUN..... HOW FUNNY.....? ARE YOU STAND UP COMEDIAN.... YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITH JOKES LIKE THAT......
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Realy like #4 SOOOOOOOO TRUUUUU
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uk, I just love your jokes!!
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hahah..
Ive NEVER heard those before ^^ |
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