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Topic: Can anyone join the freemasons?
red6mist Joined Sat 08/31/13 Posts: 948	Sat 04/12/14 06:10 PM
I want to make a pact with the devil because praying to god is getting me nowhere. But I don't know how to make contact with him. I hear the freemasons are well in with him. And it's not all rumors, there are facts too. Albert Pike used to go on and on about becoming one with Lucifer etc and he was a big fish in their ranks.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Sat 04/12/14 06:38 PM
Ah, so now you are spreading false stories about the Masonic Lodge.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 04/12/14 06:48 PM
uh i think you have to be a future president or something

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 04/12/14 07:05 PM
I want to make a pact with the devil because praying to god is getting me nowhere. But I don't know how to make contact with him. I hear the freemasons are well in with him. And it's not all rumors, there are facts too. Albert Pike used to go on and on about becoming one with Lucifer etc and he was a big fish in their ranks. In order to join you have to: 1. Be a man, be freeborn, be of good repute and be well-recommended... 2. Believe in a Supreme Being... 3. Have the ability to support yourself and your family (if you have one)... 4. Be of lawful age... 5. Come to Freemasonry of your own free will and accord... If you can get a credible recommendation, you might have a chance...Good luck Misty, I think the Free Masons would be fortunate to "have" you.....

AlmostLifelike Joined Sun 04/13/14 Posts: 4	Mon 04/21/14 01:01 AM
Leigh2154; sounds a lot like the rules for joining the scientologists to me, too... if you want the real deal, maybe you should try raising C'thulhu from his dark & maddening slumber - if you don't pick up, rest easy in the knowledge that you - and everyone else on the planet - has perished in a most horrifying & uniquely hideous manner. Check out his starry wisdom church for more details... ...so you wanna talk magik? Lads 'n' lasses: so you wanna get laid/find the [girl/boy/automaton] of your dreams/have a meaning relationship with [God/Goddess/Humanity/daDebil/Nothing]? Look no further than your own devious mind... I for one whole-heartedly endorse & support our past, present & future queen, Eris (of the wholly delusional order of Discord), who brings chaos to all, tosses golden apples into the midst of your soiree, squirts {insert your favorite/most despised flavour here} milkshakes from here saggy, 23-year-old breasts and eats dick for breakfast, lunch & dinner (from 'both ends', if you get my meaning). Not only will she fulfill your wildest fantasies & grant you your fondest desires, she will also send you reeling with madness and crying to your mommy AT NO EXTRA COST! Invite her into your heart today - consult your pineal gland. This has been a message of the Church of the Order of the Five-Sided Ourobouros (Legion of Dynamic Discord sect). Here endeth the lesson

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Mon 04/21/14 04:02 AM
Simply do yoga!

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 04/21/14 05:06 AM Edited by willing2 on Mon 04/21/14 05:54 AM
Interesting Movie on Freemason history. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMDGUo4MS_Q#t=243 Freemasons ★ Demonic Magic Spirit World Illuminati Satanism Occult - The Soul Travelers 4 Documentary description The Soul Travelers (released 12/31/10) reveals the truth about mythology, the spirit world, Satanism, Freemasons and the Illuminati. This documentary reviews repeating themes in mythology and tales of ancient man. Then the video discusses the details of the spirit world, chakras, demons, and angels. It continues by delving into the details of the occult, and Satanic Illuminati symbolism. The Soul Travelers is surely among the most revealing documentaries on the subject of magic and the occult, as it takes a revisionist look at the symbols of secret societies like the Freemasons. It concludes by examining the characters like Satan, Jesus, Babylon, and more from the perspective of the occult.

technovative Joined Sat 03/01/14 Posts: 2644	Mon 04/21/14 05:28 AM
If I wanted to join a secret society I think I'd join a plumbers union. Cause "layin' pipe" is more fun than layin' bricks.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 04/21/14 05:32 AM
If I wanted to join a secret society I think I'd join a plumbers union. Cause "layin' pipe" is more fun than layin' bricks. You right about that! Smells better to.