OKay I am sure this should go in a different section, but I loved it and wanted all to have a nice laugh!

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
Stepmother won't let her.

As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy
Godmother appears, And promised to provide Cinderella with everything she
Needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.

"What's the second condition?" "

You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your
Diaphragm will turn Into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The
Appointed hour comes and goes and Cinderella doesn't
Show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up
Looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother.

"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin
Three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of Everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with
That kind of power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ...
Peter, Peter, something or other..."

Loved that one.....thanks for the laugh

Good one, Shagna, good to see you back. Wonder if he bakes a good pie????

hehehehehehehehe

lmao.!!

Thanks for the laugh