Do you like to no who you can trust or se what is in your future

Sure, I dare you....

Me too!

Hocus Pocus, Alakazam

Fixed it for you.

I can already see her

I've been to a fortune teller once, and it was a bunch of crap. Not even 1 thing right. That's when I realized it was all a bunch of Hocus Pocus, Spam! Wish I had gotten some Spam, then at least I woulda had some grub.

I've been to one with a friend. Crazy experience. We drove for an hour to where she lives and sat in the car for like an hour outside her home. When she came out she said she would not read my friends but she would read my fortune. I told her I was just along for the ride and had no money. My friend nudged me to inside so I did. there were no cards or a crystal ball. Just some things from nature. Like leaves and sticks and a bird nest. She wouldn't let me ask questions about death. She told me things that were very vague but also some things that were detailed. Cool experience. Some true some who knows. It was free entertainment at the very least. My friend still goes to her.

A girlfriend talked me into going with her to
visit a fortune-teller.

The teller said to me "Either you have been to
Hawaii..or you want to go."

Profound.

So what happened, had you been or did you go

I see a liverwurst and onion sandwich in your future.

hahaha
I had already been.
And went again :-)
Seriously, they need a transporter system for that trip.
Have you ever been out of the 'Isles'?

I went to Hawaii with my family right after middle school. I remember being really disappointed that it was nothing like the Brady Bunch Hawaii episodes.