Coooooooooooool. Well take a seat ;)

. just have time for a quick one. this girl scout cookies ! won't sell themselves you know... anybody want a box.hmmm

I once tried being a MARVEL comic, but no-one could read me.

Cute

PHD in da house :) Whoop Whoop!! Scotch coming right up.

??? do we have to get dressed up?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Here's your Whiskey.

*looking at the back of the box* Eeesh :) They're out of date. Nevertheless, stale cookies for all.

You don't have to get dressed up to come here. Especially if you look like Nick Grinlmshaw in silver spacewear from the eighties. lol. I'd advise against it, if you want to keep your street cred. If you're good at pulling off that sort of look, then keep wearing silver space gear :)

You don't have to get dressed up to come here. Especially if you look like Nick Grinlmshaw in silver spacewear from the eighties. lol. I'd advise against it, if you want to keep your street cred. If you're good at pulling off that sort of look, then keep wearing silver space gear :)

thank goodness - don't think I could match the look ;-) I just thought that, that may have been my entry criteria I'm going to shoot some pool with some of the other patrons, and listen to the stand-ups while drinking a long cold house brew!

Cool Bar, can I come in please

I guess some of us may be more than regulars so a VIP membership may be called for ;-)

a glass of red please....

I will still show up in my shorts and boots...lol...I don't dress up~either...

Loved him at the olympic opening ceromony.
I'll have a grey goose and coke please.

Hi Moe
I'm just getting the drinks in
what's yours

hi franky! coors light please...

Hmmm ... some very nice people here, think I might stay for a while