Oath To My Friends
"True" Friendship,,,

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"Because you are my friend."



Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Love it!

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lmao,sounds like you are a true friend

how can you tell the difference between a friend and a best friend?

A friend will laugh at you when you fall,

a best friend will laugh at you because he is the one who tripped you in the first place.

Very true Hippyman,,

The difference between a friend and a true friend is,A friend will bail you out of jail.A true friend will be in jail with you.

True,,,

Loved it