Topic: When and what?
teebee79's photo
Sat 03/22/14 04:53 PM
When was the last "lie" you told and what was it?

I lied yesterday :(
Told my mom Id be working so I can't take her dog to the groomers! Don't judge me... Her dog and I DO NOT get along!

no1phD's photo
Sat 03/22/14 04:56 PM
.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today.
. I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard.

teebee79's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:00 PM

.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today.
. I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard.

Geez, we were lying at the same time!! No wonder a cold front came through south Jersey!

TBRich's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:01 PM
A girl told me that she loved me last night, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. So I guess I didn't lie.

teebee79's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:01 PM

A girl told me that she loved me last night, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. So I guess I didn't lie.

No.. You get a pass for this one Rich!

soufiehere's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:06 PM
One of my stepmothers said "I think I am 90% stupid."
I said "I think you underestimate yourself."

Wait.
That's not a lie.
My bad.

teebee79's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:09 PM

An ex told me he still had my key, and that he wasnt sure which one it was so he had to come over.

I lied and told him I changed the lock.

laugh I love it!!

seahawks's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:09 PM

.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today.
. I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard.
laugh laugh laugh

TawtStrat's photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:16 PM
Well, not exactly a lie but I told my drunken alcoholic arsehole neighbor that I had to take the dog out to get rid of the bugger when he came round last week.

no photo
Sat 03/22/14 05:37 PM
I told my big brother that he is the best doctor on earth. As I was mentally beating him with a stick for not telling me the side effects of the medication he prescribed me for bronchitis.

kc0003's photo
Sat 03/22/14 07:10 PM
today, in another thread, i let an unsuspecting soul think that yes, that post made perfect sense. (sorry i just didn't have the heart)

teebee79's photo
Sun 03/23/14 04:49 AM

today, in another thread, i let an unsuspecting soul think that yes, that post made perfect sense. (sorry i just didn't have the heart)

Bad kc0003:angry:
Now the rest of us sufferlaugh

2469nascar's photo
Sun 03/23/14 05:16 AM
Last night i told my son i havent been driving his truck i got him.WHAT? Its such a cool truck.hes in the army he will never know. LOL

teebee79's photo
Sun 03/23/14 05:19 AM

Last night i told my son i havent been driving his truck i got him.WHAT? Its such a cool truck.hes in the army he will never know. LOL

You're right he'll never know... I mean it's not like there's a counter that tells the miles driven or anything....laugh laugh oh wait