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When was the last "lie" you told and what was it?
I lied yesterday :( Told my mom Id be working so I can't take her dog to the groomers! Don't judge me... Her dog and I DO NOT get along! |
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.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today.
. I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard. |
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.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today. . I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard. Geez, we were lying at the same time!! No wonder a cold front came through south Jersey! |
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A girl told me that she loved me last night, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. So I guess I didn't lie.
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A girl told me that she loved me last night, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. So I guess I didn't lie. No.. You get a pass for this one Rich! |
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One of my stepmothers said "I think I am 90% stupid."
I said "I think you underestimate yourself." Wait. That's not a lie. My bad. |
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An ex told me he still had my key, and that he wasnt sure which one it was so he had to come over. I lied and told him I changed the lock.  I love it!!
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.. I lied yesterday. when I told myself I wouldn't go into work today. . I know I'm a horrible horrible human being... sweetie... I need to be punished... yes the riding crop will do nicely...mmm..hmm..Ohhh.. not so hard.
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Well, not exactly a lie but I told my drunken alcoholic arsehole neighbor that I had to take the dog out to get rid of the bugger when he came round last week.
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I told my big brother that he is the best doctor on earth. As I was mentally beating him with a stick for not telling me the side effects of the medication he prescribed me for bronchitis.
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today, in another thread, i let an unsuspecting soul think that yes, that post made perfect sense. (sorry i just didn't have the heart)
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today, in another thread, i let an unsuspecting soul think that yes, that post made perfect sense. (sorry i just didn't have the heart) Bad kc0003 
Now the rest of us suffer
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Last night i told my son i havent been driving his truck i got him.WHAT? Its such a cool truck.hes in the army he will never know. LOL
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Last night i told my son i havent been driving his truck i got him.WHAT? Its such a cool truck.hes in the army he will never know. LOL You're right he'll never know... I mean it's not like there's a counter that tells the miles driven or anything.... oh wait
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